Alien Infeysion 09: Joint-eater x Monoped
10/29/22 - Witness recalls being stunned by a bright light then brought about the craft. He claims multiple robotic entities surrounded him, single footed and covered in scales. Two entities held the witness down while a third attempted to insert something into witness’ mouth. A slimy, wriggling thing had been deposited down his throat, causing witness to scream . The scream proved lifesaving, resulting in the entities falling over like bowling pins and the oily object to dislodge from his pipes. The thing appeared to be alive, orange and wet like a newt. The witness has reported no symptoms from his experience, but notes he had spied his neighbors consume extreme amounts of food despite appearing skeletal and malnourished since the encounter. A follow up interview was scheduled, but upon returning to witness' home he appeared to be away from home.
