#jojo_anime

[dhampiria]

the dino sore

gift for my goat @amortentiasbliss hehehe

[quanb3z]

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[chronicallyonline101]

As the lord and savour of La Squadra Di Execuzioni, what makes you think Formaggio owns a van? I personally see him as a truck kinda guy

i dont think im the LORD and savour of them... you are glazing me a little bit i fear BUT i will explain why i think he owns a van

my theory is entirely based on overblown facts and literal bullshit but i need you to follow me with this. WHEN NARANCIA LIGHTS FORMAGGIO ON FIRE, HE USES HIS BLOOD TO PUT OUT THE FIRE AND SAYS: "Here's my lucky break," AS HE SAYS THIS, a picture of THIS van appears on the screen

at least the top of it. MOMENTS LATER, he says "I know you have the bosses daughter. I know where the location is, all i have to do is get away from this shithole and make my way back to my team." when he regrows to full size, he is shown running TOWARD THE VAN.

WHY WOULD HE BE RUNNING TOWARD THE VAN IF NOT TO HOP IN AND DRIVE IT AWAY? NARANCIA KNOWS THAT IS WHAT HE WAS GOING TO DO AND SO GETS AEROSMITH TO BOMB IT

THE VAN GETS BLOWN UP IN FORMAGGIO'S WAIST BURNING OFF HIS CLOTHES AND EXPOSING HIS SLUTTY WAIST TO THE WORLD sorry i got carried away there

BUT BASICALLY its clear he was going to use that van as an escape, this doesnt necessarily mean he OWNS the van, he could have intended to hijack it. i dont doubt he and several other members of the squad know how to do it, BUT, when writing my fic i needed a mode of transport that had multiple seats, for the entire team

roofless cars only have two seats, four if its a luxury version, which means Ghiaccio's car simply isn't good enough and Melone's bike hardly cuts the cake for the team. FORMAGIO having a van, OR LIKE YOU SAID, a truck, just makes it easier for the fic to move along more smoothly because i dont have to think about transport that hard.

its just a quick "they all got into formaggio's van" and BAM next location

[mightysen]

★ 7 // JOHNNY ★ [Merch here!]

[dunewindart]

sorry for jojoposting but sbr trailer released today so the hype is real

[vashvana]

MY BABY MY SWEET CHILD AHHH THEY MADE HER LOOK HER AGE!!! AND GAVE HER AN ADORRABLE NEW OUTFIT!!!! AND SHES SOXCUYE!!!! LUCCCCYYY ESAHAHDBD OH MY GOD

AHHH

[joestar-irl]

SHES SO FREAKING CUTE

girl why you so 🐰

[ketsuarting]

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