#jojomart

[vampiric-decay]

how come partnering with the jojomart in stardew feel almost feels more dastardly than any evil path in other video games???

[stardewwinter]

Me, a completionist, playing stardew valley: *checks achievements still needed*

What the achievement requires: join jojomart! Become a member and Complete the community upgrades! Yay!

What I see: suck morris’ capitalist dick behind the counter while Pam stands 3 feet away piss drunk! Give all your hard earned money to a business that would just as easily give you discounts as it would burn you and your family alive to the corporate overlords!

Me: hm. That achievement doesn’t count. *cocks gun and goes hunting for Morris*

[badlydrawnheaddio]