#joke asks

[scriv3lloirl]

heh.. the creator LITERALLY said that pluey has feelings for plingo… am i really just a glorpshipper for following canon?

Well it still has glorpshippin qualities sighs.... That's how th' creator wrote them anyway. So yea. If you decided t' shop Plingo n Pluey... You are a glorpshipper.

[ltwilliammowett]

When you come to power will we address you as Queen Admiral or Admiral the Empress?

Hi, well that's a really tough question. Let's put it this way Nonny I think I'll make it so that the people can choose as what I should govern them.... nonsense... I'll do it like Napoleon and just crown myself as empress, terrorise whole Europe until the countries turn against me and banish me to an island, but please take something nice maybe something with a beach in the South Seas? I won't come back either, I promise ;)

[steven-multiverse-au]

CORN!!!!,,

[pines-pokemon-headcanons]

If you give an Eevee a lot of money, what will it evolve into? Patreon.

Eevee should never be introduced to capitalism. They’re too pure to be touched by such evil.

[mbti-dork]

When I die, I want to die surrounded by friends. Like Julius Caesar.

Now this is the kind of joke I’m into

MBTI guess: INTJ

[faygopora]

John Egbert

so true anon

-mod jade

[faygopora]

June Egbert

again, so true

-mod vriska