This is a callout post for: FRANK and FRANKETTE
“Now I understand why The Angry Birds are cardinals” –My dad
World’s most obnoxious neighbour couple (Yes, even more than THAT obnoxious neighbor couple)
Every morning at 5:30 AM their alarm goes off and they start their workday (banging their faces against the window every thirty seconds) (they take turns)
Too dumb to recognize their own reflection, too smart to be frightened off by scarecrows, robotic toys, etc
STUBBORN (will always find your singular uncovered window to bang their face against)














