#jokes!!!!

[craving-for-chaos]

I see only roxyroxas1313 has commented on my new fic....smh. Just say you all hate me. See this is why they got a fic for their birthday and the rest of you get NOTHING /jjj

[will-bvers]

difference between mike fan and will fan is crazy every will post is like “🥺🥺 i wanna kiss his forehead and tuck him into bed 🥺🥺🥺 “ and the mike posts are like “this little fucking weasel. my stupid dumb asshole boy who i love mostly.”

and it’s crazy because one of those characters is sassy asf and knows how to shoot a gun and the other talks about how excited he is to get new toys for christmas at age 14

[torotits]

i have a god complex over being immune to paracetamol it just makes me better than everyone else

it makes u WORSE bc ur a sad little loser boy who’s in pain

[h00nerz]

cruel summer currently at 25k words phew but i’m getting so close to finishing it i think

[dream-theory]

you’re in his dms, i’m sitting next to him at the tattoo salon for the 3rd time this month because he promised he’d get my name tatted every time he cheats on me. we are not the same 😤

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

crowley: /turns into a snake bc he’s having an existential crisis and words are literally beyond him as is the ability to be vulnerable enough with aziraphale to share crushing and seemingly immutable pain

crowley 10 seconds later: gonna lick tea out of the tea cup with snakey tongue bc funnee

[jonroxton]

@hariboo: have you ever rewatched thor 3? i know you didn’t finish it? sit through it?and not really about the mcu anyway, but i rmr you liking the first two somewhat. thor 3 is a strange one for me bc i had to accept right off the bat it was never gonna be the thor movie i wanted it to be and see how i felt about the movie it ended up being   

the two things i hate most overall irt to the m(u is a) lack of continuity and b) Jokes TM. so thor 3 is just never gonna be my bag lol.