#jol ranting

[jolmund]

part 58 healed something i never knew needed healing

[jolmund]

my main goals in life:

1) curse those who mistreat their children

2) create stupid pictures with stupid characters that i love so stupidly hard

3) procrastinate

4) pet kitties

5) love

6) ogonagaga

7) kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

8) have a meltdown

9) hug my friends

[jolmund]

@vladimpale DING DING DING we have a winner

you found kuroaka, my friend

so, practically, it's mafia!au with Akaashi being the head of the Fukurodani mafia. and yes, the name of this one is practically the beginning of the phrase "is that a gun in your pocket or you're just happy to see me?"

its the opening scene between kuroo and akaashi, and kuroo is being disrespectively close (he's not the head, he's just a lackey for Yaku in Nekomata)

akaashi uses kuroo's hand as an ashtray... because he can. and because he knows yaku can't do shit against him. and because he's got Bokuto as a bodyguard

but yeah this is an abandoned one. i don't think i'm good with ideas that has to be you know... LONG.

this should've been a long burn, friends-to-enemies-to-lovers (kuroo and akaashi were together in the orphanage, so they had some kind of the story back in the day)

(the one thing I absolutely love about this piece is konoha being the gray cardinal, talking to akaashi throght an earpiece)

[jolmund]

fr i want to give all of the malevolent creators a big tight motherly hug (if needed)

all of you do such a good job

[jolmund]

"Door to your right. Your fucking right."

PART 34 HE STILL MIXES UP HIS LEFTS AND RIGHTS

[jolmund]

"this is expensive"

"wait what?.."

time passes

"where did you find it? it's very expensive"

"wait what"

Arthur Lester is adorable and I will kill anyone who says something against him

[jolmund]

I'm relistening to New York City ark now so yeah I LOVE BUTCHER he's my pebble now.

[jolmund]

thanks @vladimpale for passing this to me

rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous and tag as many people as you have WIPs. People send an ask with the title that most intrigues them, then you post a snippet or tell them something about it!

mine are going to be mostly in russian so bear with me. ill translate russian names so... yeah. lets proceed

green lights

луна/тик -- moon/y

ближе -- closer

humility

это ствол в вашем кармане -- is that a gun in your pocket

вопиющее несовершенство -- blatant imperfection

try to find kuroaka here I guess

and the only two other people who I actually know here and are writing smthn are @afkaavalittlecow and @navykim so CONGRATS you've been tagged HAVE FUN