#jon thoughts

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episode 91....my heart BREAKS FOR JON!!! he is so scared, begging for his life...contrast that with him just accepting his death at the hands of Michael a few episodes later...

and daisy making him dig the grave with his burned hand the way it is and the shit he just went through....weeping.

and he doesn’t get a break or much in the way of sympathy from...anyone. ugh. 

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Jon has the world's biggest sweet tooth. He's a sugar FIEND. He's the kind of person who gets his boba 125% sweet. He likes the old people candy that's so sweet it makes your face hurt. Martin thinks that the amount of sugar Jon puts in his tea should probably constitute a Crime but also the look on Jon's face when he takes a sip is Extremely Cute. Actually Jon is always Extremely Cute. Wait does Martin have a crush on his boss-

Jon having a sweet tooth is my HEADCANON and I’m glad you agree. This is perfect. I’m under the impression he ordered rum raisin because he wanted to be taken seriously but in fact craved the cotton candy flavor with rainbow sprinkles. I’m also of the opinion that back in research when Jon wouldn’t break for lunch, Tim would bring back a treat from the coffeeshop around the corner cause its one of the few things he’d be guaranteed to eat. 

anyway sweet tooth jon IS adorable and everyone should have a crush on him

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one jon thought i have very often is :( childhood spider trauma how i wish you were addressed by a character who cares about jon like how incredible would a jonmartin talk about mr spider scene be

I just think everything about TMA could be better if Jon’s trauma was addressed in any sort of detail, partiCULARLY Mr. Spider!!!! The fact that Jon kept that all to himself is so upsetting to me. Hence why I wrote him talking to people about it in like five of my fics. LET JON BE VALIDATED AND GET A HUG OKAY

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Think of Jon with fancy gloves

Anon you’ve hit me right in the ‘things I find attractive about Jonathan Sims’ feels. He has GOOD hands, alright? Nice ones. And putting them in gloves? Brilliant. Showstopping. Incredible. 

Leather driving gloves? Sexy as hell.

Evening gloves? Beautiful. Elegant.

Hand knit mittens? I’m weeping from the cuteness.

JONATHAN SIMS WITH FANCY GLOVES

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Speaking of Jon hands. Jon has impeccable nails and they're always painted an exciting color.

I love this. Jon with elaborate grooming rituals cause it helps him feel in control of his life...he may not be able to sleep at night but his nails are always on point and his hair is artfully messy, okay? 

And now im feeling angsty....Jon has a hard time painting his nails after the Jude Perry incident and one day in the safehouse Martin brings up how impressed he was with Jon’s fun nail art and it makes him sad...so now Martin helps him paint his nails so he can feel fancy again.

in this universe Martin never said all that shit about burn scars and instead gently kisses his hand and lovingly paints his nails...it’s one of Jon’s first gentle touches in so long...AHHH IM WEEPING

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Love the concept of gamer Jon playing animal crossing and desperately trying to fill his town/island/whichever with cat villagers. However I also know in my adhd having heart that he would play it every day for 2 months and then accidentally miss a day and not open the game ever again

Is Jonathan Sims me? Cause it sure as hell sounds like it.

but YES village of cats!!!! working desperately hard to fill the entire museum and doesn’t click through or skip blather’s facts. Likes to add to them, even.

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Do you think jon has a go to color of sweater? Or highlighter?

Jon has a dark purple sweater that Georgie once complimented him on, and he likes to wear it around winter time cause it’s very soft and cozy. And getting compliments is always nice, even if he just flushes and mutters something nonsensical under his breath <3

I feel like Jon was a no-nonsense regular old yellow highlighter user until one day he saw a video on color-coded, highlighted notes and decided to do all of his notes that way from then on. That hyperfixation lasted about a month. Now he uses whichever one is on hand. And if that’s pink, so be it.

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Jon thots! Jon thots! In season 4 Daisy is bored and they can't leave the institute much so she buys a switch (on the institutes card of course) and at first Jon just watches her play but she convinces him to give it a try. He enjoys farming sims because they're very chill and also games like ace attorney or professor Layton. He also really likes Hades (sue him he's a classic lit major and can appreciate well done Greek mythology)

JON PLAYING ACE ATTORNEY AND HADES. Truly a man of taste. His lil furrowed brow as he concentrates on the game!! Daisy is surprised and very amused by how into it he gets. They spend many an afternoon tucked on the breakroom couch, Jon snarking as Daisy backseat games. A wonderful image.