#jonah jensen

[marauders4evr]

I tried Morning Yoga today (for approximately 6 minutes) and all I could think about was how Jonah would call me a traitor:

"Oh," I sadly say, sitting in my wheelchair, "I'm a Walker."

[Link to Normal: x]

[marauders4evr]

Normal + “What’s Your Excuse?”

Some authors might just give you a single paragraph, explaining the micro levels of oppression that occur when these examples of inspiration porn are shown to nondisabled and disabled people alike.

Me, well, I gave you all this.

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I'd be remiss if I didn't end Father's Day with one of my favorite scenes featuring two of my favorite surrogate fathers:

(Psst: you can buy Normal, here!)

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I was going to make a whole joke-post about how the most famous books just have characters walking, and how there’s no variety, where are the wheelchairs, you cowards, etc.? And I was going to end the joke-post with a Hades reaction gif to Nicholas Sparks’ Walk To Remember, since that’s the only book I know that has ‘Walk’ in the title, and then I was like, “So, what actually was the walk to remember?” and what started as a joke actually led to to an ableist story, I mean look at this nonsense:

So, now you all get to read this scene from Normal:

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Every single time I book a hotel room, I think about this scene from Normal (x), so I figured I’d share it with you all (again)...

Cedric can give out loving hugs. 

Cedric can give out penthouse suites. 

Cedric can not give a fuck.

[marauders4evr]

Nobody:

Literally nobody:

Jonah Jensen:

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I know I wrote the book, and all, but some of my favorite things to read are the scenes in Normal where Dean just Does That.

BONUS: Jonah not learning a damn thing:

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"She lied. Mrs. Rodriguez lied. She lied to my mom and then she hung up and looked proud of herself for lying."

I forgot I gave the best arc to two side-characters...