#jonahwelsh

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"No way, Dad, like, obviously I'm totally content to accept the nepo-rec. I mean, come on, bro. I'm not trying out under a fake name."

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"You're such a good boy, Morris-"

"Full!"

"Welcome home, bro."

"Jonah. You know, no matter what kind of day I have, I love see your face at the end of it."

"Brooo! Stooop."

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"Have a great day saving the world, bro."

"Mmmph!"

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"What are you looking at?"

"Hmm? Just the camera."

"Bro, you are really breaking the fourth wall tonight. You okay?"

"It could be dangerous. You'd better keep me quiet."

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"Bro. Do I need to beat that guy up?"

"No, it's fine. It's just game coding."

"What?"

"But thank you for the offer. Maybe I can think of someone else I need kicked around a little."

"Or maybe I should get a punching bag, and you could stick around until I need toweling off."

"That's probably a better idea, yeah."

"Because of your job, bro. Gotta set up a good example."

"Uh huh. Could you just flex for me, though?"

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"Are you really taking tips from the gardener? I suppose it's the least she could do, after tracking mud up the stairs like that."

"Music calls to us all, bro."

"I just can't believe she tipped you and not Mom - oh. She has a crush on you."

"Aw, Full! You know you're the only bro for me."

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"Whoa. Abs."

"Oh, yeah, bro, it's the protein in the egg. All my players eat a five dozen a day."

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"So. What do we think of Edie?"

"Well, I like her. Dunno about you, bro. Want me to read your mind?"

"Yes."

" . . . you definitely like her, bro. You think she's got great hair."

"Hmmph. Don't I think they're a little young to get engaged? They're babies, Jonah."

"Bro. By the time we were that age, we were already on our second kid."

"Which was ridiculous! It is a miracle things worked out this well! . . . She does have amazing hair."

"Called it."