#jonathan sims core

[punk-puppygirl]

“Average person eats 5 statements a day” factoid actually a statistical error. Statements Jon, who lives in the archives and eats 10,000 statements per hour is an outlier and should not have been included.

[localratwithcowboyhat]

Hand me my shovel im going in!!

[cult-of-the-eye]

I don't need to be drunk to be incomprehensible...this makes me above than all of you

[localratwithcowboyhat]

​its like a ‘dont talk to me until i had my coffe’ type thing

But with some alterations to apply to Jonathan sim head archivists of the magnus institute London

[punk-puppygirl]

“Ma’am, your mans is having wet cat energy again. Yes, he was kidnapped. Yes, he’s doomed by the narrative.”

[localratwithcowboyhat]

Nikola orsinov forcefully moisturising Jonathan Sims is actually so cruel because that guy is autistic and is probably going trough sensory hell

[localratwithcowboyhat]

Jonathan it’s remarkably easy to buy an axe in central london sims

[localratwithcowboyhat]

Jonathan sims uses 3 in one shampoo

He dose

You can’t convince me otherwise