#jonbernthalnetwork

[aboutstark]

(insp.)

[macheteandpython]

Shane Walsh in Every Episode » Bloodletting I'm gonna handle it But you've gotta handle your end. [My end?] Your end is being here, for your son. Even if he didn't need your blood to survive, there is no way I'd ever let you walk out that door. Man, I'd break your legs if you tried. I mean, you know that, right? If something happened to him and you weren't here. If he slipped away while you were gone, you would never forgive yourself for that, and neither would Lori, man.

[macheteandpython]

Shane Walsh in Every Episode » Wildfire I've been thinking about Rick's plan. Now look, there are no guarantees either way. I'll be the first one to admit that. I've known this man a long time. I trust his instincts. I say the most important thing here is we need to stay together. So those of you that agree, we leave first thing in the morning.

[macheteandpython]

Shane Walsh in Every Episode » Vatos We think that you need to take a break, okay? Why don't you go and get yourself in the shade? Some food maybe. I'll tell you what maybe in a little bit I'll come out here and help you myself. Jim, just tell me what it's about. Why don't you just go ahead and give me that shovel? [Or what?] There is no or what. I'm asking you. I'm coming to you and I'm asking you, please. I don't want to have to take it from you.

[macheteandpython]

Shane Walsh in Every Episode » Tell It to the Frogs You're putting every single one of us at risk. Just know that, Rick. Come on, you saw that Walker. It was here. It was in camp. They're moving out of the cities. They come back, we need every able body we've got. We need 'em here. We need 'em to protect camp.

[macheteandpython]

Shane Walsh in Every Episode » Guts She knew the risks, right? See, if she's trapped, she's gone. So we just have to deal with that. There's nothing we can do.

[macheteandpython]

Shane Walsh in Every Episode » Days Gone Bye I never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light. They're born thinking the switch only goes one way. On. They're struck blind the second they leave a room. I mean every woman, I ever let have a key I swear to God. It's like I come home, house is all lit up, and my job, you see, apparently because because my chromosomes happen to be different cause I then gotta walk through that house, turn off every single light this chick left on. The same chick, mind ya. She'll bitch about global warming. That's when Reverend Shane wants to quote from the Guy Gospel and say "Um, darling?" "maybe you, and every other pair of boobs on this planet just figured out that the light switch see, goes both ways," maybe we wouldn't have so much global warming."