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This just in Rae Dunn will be making our Jonnor merch /s

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FUCK IT WERE DOING A JONNOR WRESTLING AU

Jean "Sad Boy" Viquemare vs. Connor "The Android" Anderson

- Jean got his nickname from the one time he cried after he won a fight. He hates it but its stuck.

- Connor got his from how robotic and stoic he becomes and how he feels like metal.

- they have a match and they're so equal and they're both like YES SOMEONE ON MY LEVEL

- then the crowd chant "KISS HIM" and the feelings flutter

Who wins the fight? I dunno

Kim is Jeans coach and Hank is Connors, they have v different styles but I dont know enough about wrestling to tell you what they are.

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Who swallows more blood? Connor at a crime scene, or Jean biting his tongue from the pain of every day existence?

also, I love the casting choice of Whitney Chewston as sumo, our homophobic queen deserves a redeeming role.

HAAA!! Probably Jean, at this point Connor stocks the candy bowl with magnesium pills so he doesn't die of bloodloss.

and whitney chewston deserves the role, she killed it in the audition.

-Christy

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Ok please tell me how on earth did Jean and Connor end up together. Help me see the chemistry

Well, we have a few aus and stories of Jonnor, but here's the first one we made: The Fourth Bar!

As seen in D:BH, Connor mentions that he found Lt. Anderson at the fifth bar before he found him. So we were like: holy shit. What if Connor met Jean at one of the other ones?

So basically the fourth bar is an underground bar called 'Jamrock', which is run by Jean Vicquemare and Harry Dubois. Jean is a human who runs this bar for income, and Harry is an android, who forgot he's an android due to attempted suicide by making himself malfunction. He was reset by Rose, who didn't inform him that he's a deviant machine, and he got a job with Jean. You'll find out why this is important in a sec.

When looking for Lieutenant Anderson, Connor stops by the Jamrock Bar. He scans everybody's faces, but has no avail in finding Anderson. Connor decides to ask the bartender - Jean - if he has any information. Jean mentions that Hank comes by every so often, but he's probably at some other random bar. The two talk for a while, and Connor eventually notices something. Somebody.

Harry doing Karaoke. He scans him, and finds out he's an Android model. Holy damn! A fucking deviant, right infront of him! But Connor knows that his pain priority is a potentially dangerous and homicidal deviant, and that is his main priority. He makes a mental note to investigate later. After, Jean pops a question:

"So, are you gonna leave or not? Can androids even drink, why would one be in a fucking bar?"

Connor looks to him and he's internally like 'does this bitch not know he's working with an android? He looks clueless??' and so he's like well I have to come back later, right?

And so this SMUG ASS MAN decides to prop against the table and goes. "Androids don't have the ability of consumption, no. However, I was wondering if maybe you and I could do what people call... a 'raincheck'?" And then he does this weird ass wink

And Jean is like. What. What the fuck is a robot flirting with me? And when he points it out Connor is just like OH NEVERMIND THANKS FOR THE INFO and fucking runs to Jimmy's. Cue that case. Connor later reports Harry to Hank and the DPD, which opens a case. They later bust the fuck into Jamrock again. And it goes like:

Jean: ?? The FUCK is happening, why the fuck are you shutting down my goddamn bar!?

Connor: Sir, are you aware that your coworker over there is a deviant?

Jean: He is?

Hank: You are?

Harry: I AM?????

And so they take Harry in and they you know use him as deviancy evidence, and they find out that you know Harry lost his memory and that's why he has no recollection of being an Android yadda yadda yadda. Jean is kinda forced to work alongside Connor and Hank for evidence purposes and ofc you know so he proves that he was clueless. And that's how Connor and Jean meet in that au yippee!! This was just it in a rushed form there's more info but we'll prolly make a post about that later

-Lia

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yo!!!

Welcome to the Jonnor Multiverse! This account is one dedicated to Jonnor, a satire pairing between Connor from D:BH and Jean Vicquemare from Disco Elysium! Like come the fuck on it's funny. Connor has fixed one alcoholic, what if he could fix another one??

So, how the fuck did this come to be?

Jonnor originally started as a funny silly joke between two buddies, Christy and Lia (the ones running this account). Though we'll get into introducing ourselves in a moment. Jonnor then eventually escalated into an au. Then got lore. Now we're here to spread this goofy ass disease!!

Who the fuck even are you guys?

Well, this account is run by two people; Lia and Christy:

Name: Lia

Pronouns: She/Her

Gender/Sexuality: Cis, Lesbian

Main blog: @laundryrmachine2

Fun sillay fact: I have 9 toes

Extra: Trant Heidelstam is my spirit animal

Name: Christina or Christy

Pronouns: She/her

Gender/Sexuality: Cis female, Pansexual

Main blog: @little-lady-trashcan

Fun sillay fact: World of Warcraft helped me get my job

Extra: Nothing matters 👍

So what about that ask box?

Anybody's welcome to shoot us any questions about Jonnor or anything about us! There will probably be posts about the multiple Jonnor aus and lore made in the future, so until then feel free to ask anything.

What about fanart? What's the tagging system?

Our tag that we use for Jonnor is "#jonnor debh", or, Jonnor DiscoElysium:BecomeHuman. There's already a Jonnor tag on here for a different fandom, so we just added "debh" at the end of ours. If you wanna say something related to Jonnor, post fanart or fanfiction of it etc on here, use that tag and we'll see it! You can also always @ mention us :-)