#jordan lore

[cabeswatercowboy]

RE: This post ft. Charles E. Cheese, himself.

My tags:

@lizpaige 's tags & curiosity:

1.) You are SO sweet and TOO kind. 😭💖 I'm shocked when people think I'm cool, because I'm a big dork nerd. Also, YOU'RE so cool to *me*, so that's such high praise?!?!

2.) To clarify: I was not hired to *be* Chuck E., like, *exclusively*. It was something that all the frontline staff had to take turns doing. So, really, most of my time as Chuck E. was hectic and brief.

But I DO have stories. 😂

The highlights include:

Being told to get in the suit and dance--despite not knowing any of the dances. It was a slow day tho, and the kids did not care that Chuck E. didn't know what he was doing. 😂😭

Accidentally whapping a small child in the head with my big mouse paw glove and feeling *so* bad about it. After I got out of the suit--I went to check on the kid. I told him that Chuck E. wanted to apologize and make sure he was alright. The little boy's mom told me that he was not even a little bothered--because he was just SO excited that he got to see Chuck E. and dance with him. 😭💖 ((That made me feel better *and* worse, simultaneously. 😮‍💨))

And, my personal fav: at a bday party, one of the older girls (maybe like 9 or 10) clocked me right away and was *staring* at the Chuck E. mouth (where I could see out of). In a low, conspiratorial voice, she goes, "There's someone in there..." 😂😭 She kept trying to get the other kids to notice, but her mom shut her down and I had to avoid that little girl the rest of the party. She wanted to unmask me as a fraud so badly.

So, yeah! Lots of fun. 😂 Don't miss it at all.

[avielex]

Your hurting will heal. Your waiting will end. Your life will come again. Laugh your heart out and be free.

caption: excerpt from a short fic about jordan using a boggart to talk to their young self. (yes you read right, the boggart turns into their young self.)

[avielex]

holy water cannot help you now.

(lore summary: jordan casts protego diabolica in a furious attempt to protect their friends but end up actually incinerating an enemy and watching the guy dissolve into ashes in front of their very eyes)

[cabeswatercowboy]

My good buddy went to the Smokies and he brought me a trans!color hat!! 😭💖

[cabeswatercowboy]

Work function got me feeling *fancy*. 👏

[cabeswatercowboy]

I was tagged by @misfitarsonist for this--thank you! 💖

Once you get this, you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly. Then you have to send this to ten of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool~)🌈🌈

I am:

1. Creative. I might not always get myself to *make* art, but I like taking in the world and appreciating it.

2. Chill. I enjoy people (when I'm prepared to interact with them, lol) and if I'm hanging out with others, I like there to be no pressure.

3.) Pretty darn good at video games! Nowhere near pro, but I think I can give a pretty good match in an FPS. (Hmu if anyone wants to play Overwatch 2 👀)

4.) Kind. Sometimes I shouldn't be, but that's a work-in-progress.

5.) Funny! I'm a silly goose, and I find myself funny. It helps to detract from the unspeakable horrors.

Tagging some buds, if you wanna do this, but no pressure (this is *absolutely* negotiable. 😂). And if you see this and want to do it, go for it! Tag me so I can see your answers!:

@clotpolesonly @lizpaige @nibblette @ninjacatshit @mychemicalrachel @avalonjoan

[cabeswatercowboy]

Last night was the last night in Virginia. 😭

I miss is already.