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[xcaiteymariex]

Jordan & Heidi- Rescue Special Ops- Enemy Mine

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Chase: So, the chick with the tatt, was she hot or what?

Jordan: Too hot for you, pal. A woman like that would eat your for breakfast!

Chase: Oh, and you reckon you could handle her?! If I'm breakfast, you're a between-meals snack!

Jordan: Yeah? Well, you'd ah, be one of those low-carb diet drinks!

Chase: You'd be a piece of celery dipped in Philly!

Jordan: You'd be a cough lolly!

Chase: *laughs* You'd be a tic tac!