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I need to get something off my chest

This has been really bothering me for a while. It even keeps me up at night sometimes. I toss and turn, unable to sleep, because it’s so... frustrating. How the fuck do Skyrim’s giants reproduce? Are they hermaphroditic, like Jotuns? Or do they fuck the mammoths? Are they super protective of the mammoths because those are their mammoth wives? Also, where are the children of other races? You can’t tell me that the Orsimer strongholds wouldn’t be crawling with little orcs. Do they send them off to some super secret baby orc crèche outside of Skyrim’s borders? ARE BABY KHAJIIT CALLED KITTENS?! I need answers, dammit! - Jor

#jormungandr lokisson #Skyrim

Overheard at the Lakehouse, 20/???

Jor *yelling*: HELA, THERE IS A GROUP OF ANGRY DRAUGR OUTSIDE, SAVE ME FROM THEM, PLEASE!

Hela *from other room*: Mmm... You're a strong, independent sea serpent who "don't need no man", save yourself.

Jor: FUCK YOU WE BOTH KNOW I'M WEAK AND NEED CONSTANT VALIDATION!

#Overheard at the Lakehouse #jormungandr lokisson #Hela Lokisdottir

Overheard at the Lakehouse, 18/???

Fenris: Jor, toss me a pencil sharpener, will you?

Jor *looks up from his canvas*: Hmm?

Fenris *wiggling his colored pencil*: Sharpener.

Jor *rummaging around in his art bag*: Here. Catch.

Fenris *nearly get stabbed by the sharp blade that comes hurtling at him*: Jor what the fuck

#Overheard at the Lakehouse #fenris lokisson #jormungandr lokisson

We joke about video game enemy logic being broken: “Hey, we just watched that dude yell at a dragon, forcing him down out of the sky, and then he hit it with his dragon bone swords, killed it and absorbed it’s soul; let’s accost him and demand gold!”

But Victor von Doom just sent me another e-mail asking if I’ve reconsidered his offer of employment. Vicky, your sole ambition seems to be trying to destroy the Fantastic Four - aka my boyfriend and his team/family - and the Avengers - aka My family - on a regular basis. Do you honestly think I want to join you on these endeavors? I do not. - Jor

#jormungandr lokisson #victor von doom #video game logic

Overheard at the Lakehouse, 14/???

Fenris *walking in with Darcy's cat*: Only a cat would think that sitting on one's face is the ultimate sign of affection.

Jor *eyes light up mischievously*: C-

Loki *slaps his hand across Jor's mouth*: Don't even think about it.

#Overheard at the Lakehouse #Fenris Lokisson #jormungandr lokisson #Loki #Jor No

Overheard at the Lakehouse, 15/???

Hela: JORMUNGANDR LOKISSON, FATHER TOLD YOU TO STOP DEEPTHROATING POPSICLES!

Jor: BUT IT'S HOT OUTSIDE!

#Overheard at the Lakehouse #jormungandr lokisson #Hela Lokisdottir

Overheard at the Lakehouse, 6/???

Jormungandr: HELA! DID YOU STEAL MY MOISTURIZER AGAIN?! I NEED MY MOISTURIZER!