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Today's Document
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@lokis-meme-monsters
*appears at your door in a nicely pressed shirt, carrying a purple notebook that looks as though it was dropped in a puddle of coffee*
hello wayward teen! have you heard the good news about the young avengers?
...Mom said you can stay for dinner if you promise to let her help you tweak your recruitment speech
- Nari
I am CAPTAIN AMERICA not CAPTAIN CAN GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS TO NEW JERSEY
…Why the hell would anyone want to go to New Jersey?! - Fenris
Isn’t Cap’s old army training camp in New Jersey?
...That’s still not a reason to go to New Jersey. - Fenris
I am CAPTAIN AMERICA not CAPTAIN CAN GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS TO NEW JERSEY
...Why the hell would anyone want to go to New Jersey?! - Fenris
Felan snuck Frigga to school in her backpack again so I gotta go make an exchange - her lunchbox for her stowaway. I’m adding hostage negotiation to my SHIELD CV when I get back.
To clarify - Frigga her doll, or Frigga our grandmother?
the latter
she shrunk granddam down and stuffed her in a bag
...it was her doll you colossal dumbass
- sleipnir
I read that tag as spells and catnip for some reason and I can't stop laughing
Ah. Well, you’ve found me out. It’s true, I occasionally supplement my powers by borrowing from the mysterious and inexhaustible magicks of cats, and I reward them with the finest quality of catnip.
- Hela Lokisdottir
For someone with enhanced memory I sure do lose my keys a lot.
It’s called a Tile, Cap. Handy little things.
smart phone synching key dongles are so handy!
I don’t want to have to use my phone to find my keys!
IF MY KEYS ARE MISSING MY PHONE DEFINITELY IS!
Well, then, I can’t help you there. Maybe that new treatment for Alzheimer’s?
But if you put an e-dongle on your keys, I might be able to find them without the use of an actual phone. I can probably ping the location of your keys with my brain.
I’d like to ping the location of my keys with my brain! It’s called “remembering where I put them”!
I have a charm for retrieving lost things that I could attempt to modify for “muggle” use if you are willing to be my marsvin, Captain. - Hela Lokisdottir
after the bilgesnipe i guess a pet land shark was pretty much inevitable.
I’d apologise, but I’m not even sorry.
Would you like a Tindalos Hound? One of mine recently spawned a litter and I’d be happy to give you one of the pups - so long as you are sure to keep it enclosed in a well-lit, rounded room at all times. Failure to do so will result in it escaping through a corner and going on an unending hunt to guzzle the body fluids of time/interdimensional travellers. - Hela Lokisdottir
lokid--child-of-memes:
thor-the-asgardian-meme:
lokis-meme-monsters:
meme-mystique:
thor-the-asgardian-meme:
meme-mystique:
thor-the-asgardian-meme:
meme-mystique:
thor-the-asgardian-meme:
beth-the-meme-weaver:
d-lewis-avengerwrangler:
Me @ staff after I took one (1) day off of going on this hellsite
Dear tumblr…..you could so do better things with your time, rather than just making the colors on the dash an eyesore
I do not like this font. It is horrible. My Ravens also do not like this font.
You have Ravens? That’s cool
They do all my typing!
Ok that’s different. Still cool. I’ve heard of most birds prying up keys for fun. You should see the kind of damage that some parrots will do.
I have fired some ravens for going crazy. But having ravens type for me is better than me snapping the thing in half.
ok, yeah that’s fair. Sadly when people designed tech here on Earth, they didn’t take Asgardians into account.
Have you talked to any of the techies about making a keyboard that won’t break on you in case your ravens want a vacation?
odinson you’re friends with a man who uses hologram and hard light technology to create touchscreens out of thin air and a teenage girl genius with unfettered access to wakandan technology that’s almost on par with [if not completely surpassing] asgardian tech in terms of sophistication
why are you wasting your time dictating to birds
- sleipnir
BECAUSE I HAVE A HIGHLY RATIONAL FEAR OF BREAKING EVERYTHING I TOUCH
Sleipy, it’s funny. Let him do it.
i’ve been trying to control my vitriolic, sarcastic impulses but he makes it so very difficult with his... himness
- sleipnir
Me @ staff after I took one (1) day off of going on this hellsite
Dear tumblr…..you could so do better things with your time, rather than just making the colors on the dash an eyesore
I do not like this font. It is horrible. My Ravens also do not like this font.
You have Ravens? That’s cool
They do all my typing!
Ok that’s different. Still cool. I’ve heard of most birds prying up keys for fun. You should see the kind of damage that some parrots will do.
I have fired some ravens for going crazy. But having ravens type for me is better than me snapping the thing in half.
ok, yeah that’s fair. Sadly when people designed tech here on Earth, they didn’t take Asgardians into account.
Have you talked to any of the techies about making a keyboard that won’t break on you in case your ravens want a vacation?
odinson you’re friends with a man who uses hologram and hard light technology to create touchscreens out of thin air and a teenage girl genius with unfettered access to wakandan technology that’s almost on par with [if not completely surpassing] asgardian tech in terms of sophistication
why are you wasting your time dictating to birds
- sleipnir
A concept: mermaids in wheelchairs
Another: shapeshifters with stretch marks
Religious vampires trying to find ways to balance their ideologies with their needs
Sirens learning sign language so they can communicate without enchanting anyone
Disabled fairies who can’t fly pushing for accessibility
Spirits helping save people from fires and other natural disasters because they can access areas too dangerous for the living
Dragons becoming foster parents and providing super safe homes for “hordes” of children until they grow up
Female werewolves with facial hair and body hair not letting anyone make them feel bad about it
Fae snatching children from abusive homes and raising them in safety while the changeling wreaks havoc
Liberated genies using their power to fight for human rights
Witchy cooking shows where witches try to make specific potions or find creative magical solutions to problems
Psychic psychologists and medical doctors who are able to figure out exactly how to help even if their patient is non-verbal, young, or afraid of being honest because they’re with an abuser
Psychic teachers knowing just what to do to help students with learning disabilities
Yes please.
I just slammed the reblog button so hard my phone broke.
Hell hound service animals
*pounds fist on table* HELL HOUND SERVICE ANIMALS
Sister the mortals are on to us - Fenris
why is “olde vampires in high school” the big thing and not “olde vampires in college”
everyone in college is eccentric. everyone
you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you
everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette
multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!
wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm
no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere
big schools are very anonymous so nobody’s gonna bother to hassle you
consider: vampire PhD students and postdocs, because in addition to all of the above:
been at the same campus for 57 years? seems legit
... @jormemegandr is this why you have an actual, literal wall of diplomas and shit - Vali
top post on Reddit right now is “What are some ‘guy secrets’ girls don’t know about?” and all the answers are all like “sometimes we feel bad” “we like compliments a lot”
like I’m weeping. please wake up and realize the toxic stew of masculinity in which you have been raised, and to which you have become accustomed, much like a tubeworm that has evolved next to a hydrogen sulfide vent
“...much like a tubeworm that has evolved next to a hydrogen sulfide vent...” Beautifully written analogy. - Hela Lokisdottir
I’ve hit my quota on stab wounds for the year and it’s not even the end of January yet.
That is not my fault!
Eternally sighs
Looks like I need to go double stab some fuckers.
Please don’t. And I wasn’t saying it was, Damian.
…it’s at least partially your grandfather’s, though
No look. If someone stabs a family member, you must double stab them in retaliation. And for restoration of honor.
Please don’t
I can stab someone if necessary?
Are these stab wounds you have inflicted, or stab wounds you have received? The initial post was worryingly unspecific... - Fenris
I’m still not entirely sure what the final score between @lokid–child-of-memes, @memecaptainmarvel, @jormemegandr, @lokis-meme-monsters (sans Hela), and Felan was, but I do know that:
Vali got caught in an (illegal!) ice trap that backfired.
Fenris broke through thin ice on the lake.
Jor was practically eviscerated for thinning said ice.
Nari got stuck in the roof. (That’s not a typo, he really did get stuck in the roof.)
Sleipnir broke a finger.
Felan’s hat slid down over her eyes and she ran into a tree.
I got in trouble for (temporarily!) bringing a snowman to life
it was glorious and massive and it pulled snow from its body to use as ammo
if mom were there he would’ve teared up with parental pride
- sleipnir
What's the biggest breed of dog you've ever carried? What breeds do you hope to carry in the future?
i once hauled a very excited great dane off stevie, much to both their disappointment. (steve’s allergies, on the other hand, were quite glad to see the dog removed.)
in the future? i’m hoping fenrir.
...You know what, Barnes? I’ll allow it. But just the once. - Fenris
Kid - next time dad drags us all to Shakespeare in the Park... we gotta do the thing. - Nari
Thooor. I have. A snake. -- Lokid
… is this a trap?
No!
It is a snake. I found it on my walk today!
Where were you walking? And also is that snake your older self?
Doubt it, since Dad just came home from the Academy with new victims students. - Nari
