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Josiahh
Idk hhow to us Tumblr, but hello uhh I'mma use this place to post about niche interests/rare pairs, etc... I need to find time to draw him, this is an old doodle.
Josiah nelson x short fem Reader (If Mario Was In Among us)
This was requested by Cassidy on quotev
( Your Pov)
Emergency meeting 🚨
"There was a! ... wait why is the table so small ?"jocelyn asked"SOMEONE SET UP A BOB-BOMB AND THE TIMER ONLY SAYS 30 MINUTES LEFT!!!"micah finishes jocelyns sentenceEveryone gasps
"Wait why is green Mario here" wario asked then starts laughing with waluigi (I don't know ther actuall names )
I wasn't really paying much attention because all I heard was arguing. Then I heard eligah speak up"They couldn't have done it on there own that means two of us here are imposters "eligah said
Well i knew that part already as i were one of those imposters. Yeah "Is anyone sus"shiloh asks
"Well there's 3 people wearing red so let's vote them all of just to be safe"judah says
"Wait if the imposter who started his is still among us"shiloh starts to say but gets interupted by judahs laughter "Stop. So they wouldn't wanna risk being inside the castle when it went off "shiloh continues
Then something something something then everyone votes skip .Even though I was an imposter I took a task card anyway.
Me Y/N and was (whatever mario character) and also an imposter, Josiah comes up to me "hiya shortie"
Oh how I hate it when people call me that but when Josiah says it it kinda hits different, buuuut it's still annoying I wasn't that short . Was I?
"I'm not that short"I say while blush appears on my face.i had a crush on josiah a while now but the no way he would like a short person like me and plus he's also like my best friend I can't lose him so I won't risk it
Any way shiloh was saying there are power ups around the place anyone can use pipes and stuff so yeah
Josiah starts talking to me"Sooo my Tiny Y/N it's a big dangerous place out here and I thi-" "Yes Josiah I'll be your buddy "I already knew what the rest would be everyone treats my like I'm some child but I'm like the same age as all of them .
"Well wanna go for a pipe ride it's great that crewmates can like vent to right "Josiah says smiling"Yeeeeah crewmates sure it's great "I wisper to myself.Josiah was wearing a pretty nice toad outfit and li..
."Oh wait a power up box!"josiah screams "No wait you have to collect enough "Josiah tries to break the power up box put practically breaks his hand and is now screaming on the floor.
"Ouch are you ok that look like it hurt "I ask josiah genuinely concerned
"Nah im fine shortie nothing I can't hand "josiah replies still holding his hand in pain .He gets up and we continue to go do our tasks well his tasks anyway"Well so Y/N there's something I kinda wanted to tell yo-"
"PIRANA PLANT IS LOSE " judah shouts Then it just...
Emergency meeting 🚨
"Someone let pirana plant lose but judah took care of it "Pauline said
Juudah had and flame onto his head as he bangs his head on the table."And shyguy is gone "shiloh reported and everyone gasp
Well I didn't do it but I did let out piranha plant while josiah was doing his task silly me I guess.
Wario was saying shiloh was sus and given a bunch of valid reasons and if I were a crewmate I would think she was the imposter , but sadly jocelyn defended her
.shiloh Is the best at finding imposter if we don't get rid of her were doomed Then the meeting was over
"Hey josiah what did you wanna say to me earlier "I ask curious
"Oh huh that that wasn't important shortie don't worry bout it in fact you stay right here I gotta goooo do some task be right back "josiah says quick then runs off
I then see a power box and then Pauline, a smirk grows on my face I break the power Box and get a red shell
"Hey stay back " Pauline says afraid and tries to run away"Sorry but these never miss "I say I throw the red shell stun here then throw her out damn I am good.
The josiah comes back "Oh where's Pauline "he wonders
"W-well she- umm"i try to make up and exuse put josiah didn't really seem to care"Huh guess we're ya know shortie alone but dont worry ill protecty you "he say, I just roll my eyes , but i smile
"Huh hey josiah even if was acting just a bit sus you wouldn't vote me out right "I ask hopefull
y Josiah repliesw ith "of course not shortie I would never plus I trust you. You wouldn't lie to me"
"Ummm yeah of course "I say but I do feel bad now"Umm well I have something what is the word agani oh yeah vague to do over there so wait here be right back "I say shyly"
Alright shortie but be care if you aren't back in 5 minutes "josiah says smirking
"Josiah I may be short but I aint no baby I'll be back "
I say smiling "ALso next meeting vote out micah he acting sus "I say as I run of
"If he's acting sus we need to vote him out byee" josiah said
After I come back to josiah but shiloh ,eligah and micah are already talking to him"Woah woah woah woah woah now no way shorties the imposter she to innocent for that "
"Josiah Y/N is the imposter "Shiloh says
"Y/N is not the imposter "he replies back
I couldn't take it anymore "sorry josiah but shiloh is right hehe funny " Josiah looks sad he says"o-okay but I can't lose you, your my shortie"
An idea popped up in my head "then stay with me"i shout happily then I throw him out
Emergency meeting 🚨
"It's " micah begins to speak but I interupt " yeah it is me vote me of I have a friend to see"
"Aaah " I scream as I get voted of"Did you really do that just for me "josiah ask smiling
"Maybe , maybe not" I say as I smile
"I love you " we both say at the same time
"Aww I love you to "we again say at the same time
And then the most magical thing happened he kissed me
"eew gross josiah shes an imposter "Pauline says still mad I threw her out"I couldn't care less she's my little imposter "josiah responds happily
Judah got thrown out and was talking with josiah "So for your leg you can either take one pill a day for 14 days or you could take this 💊 once"judah says holding a gigantic pill in his hand.
"I am not eating that"josiah says.
"Oh come on"
"No""Just do it "
"No"
"just a nibble "
"No"
And to be honest I'm more concerned how that fitted in judahs pocket
So maybe the imposters lost but josiah let me celebrate with them so I say this was a win win for everyone well maybe not everyone 😅
"My Tiny Y/N do you wanna be my first ever girlfriend every did I say the ever part "josiah asked with hope in his eyes
"Of course how could I say no "I reply "Wait really ,i really thought you'd say no .damn I got rejected a lot in life" josiah answers surprised
I just slightly laugh and give him a peck on the cheek well I kinda had to step on a stool though hehe that's the short life for me
The end
Word count :1,320🥰
Heloo I saw u write for overtime, can u do some general sfw and nsfw hcs for Josiah? 😚
Thank you! Have a nice day!
GENERAL SFW & NSFW HEADCANONS FOR JOSIAH
cw; mention of knife play and murder (tagging to be safe)
I will go absolutely rabid if you do fanfic for Josiah -gumdrop bean
“Hey…Gary giving you trouble?”
You turn to look up over your cubicle, a bit off put by how Josiah suddenly appeared. He’s always so quiet for a man who drinks energy drinks like it’s water. “Hmm? I mean, not really. I think the joke I pulled yesterday might’ve gotten me in trouble though. Told me to head to HR as soon as possible”.
The tired, baggy eyes of your coworker somehow turned even darker. He walked around to enter your cubicle, pressing a little too close for comfort. “...Well, hopefully it goes well. Wanna slide over for me real quick? I got that USB you didn’t take earlier…”
You feel your hair stand on end, and while you took a minute to answer, you could’ve sworn he sniffed you. “Uh, isn’t that what broke-”
“Nah nah. Just let me slide it in, show you what's actually on it” he interrupts, placing the device into your computer without waiting for your protest. The screen flickers the horrible shade of blue, the white text appears, and your gut sinks seeing everything you had just worked on being destroyed.
“WHAT THE HELL?! I wasn’t even finished with the spreadsheet and presentation!” You hissed, pushing your chair back and slamming it into him as you frantically tried to pull the USB out of its port.
“Exactly. Why would a hard worker like you ever want that to be ruined?” Josiah says calmly, watching with a small smile as you try to click on the screen and undo whatever your so-called work friend had done.
“What are you on about? I can’t believe you did this!”
Josiah waits a few seconds. He slides beside you again as he takes your hand away from the mouse, slowly letting it go as you turn to face him with confusion and anger still clear on your expression.
“Think about it. Why would someone who works so hard do this to their own computer or another coworkers? You’re simply just a victim being blamed…Right?”.
You yank your hand away as you soak in what he was telling you. Was he taking the blame? The man who would make you watch as he swapped people's food with pet food or would trick Jackson with virtual scams, is suddenly being honorable and trying to save your ass?
“...You look a little lost. Need me to spell it out?” he quips, not moving back but not stepping forward.
“Why?” is all you manage to say, feeling tension rise as Josiah suddenly sat you back down, pressing his face close to whisper in your ear.
“I like you. You and I get along…People are always harping on you when you don’t deserve it, and these assholes can’t ever handle a joke. I’ll go see Gary myself, tell him it was all me, and you won’t have to worry your pretty little head about anything”.
You feel goosebumps rise across your body. Something was wrong, you feel it in your gut. This isn’t some fucked up joke, this situation has a whole new air to it. As if the playful nature soured and festered into something worse. Something dangerous.
Something unholy.
Your silence makes the man chuckle, and he gently pats your cheek. “I’ll be back, don’t worry. Me and Gary will have that meeting instead, and you can just…relax. Sit here or better yet! Sit at my desk and play a few games while I'm gone!”
He pushes the desk chair out of your cubicle, walking behind you to tip you out of it and get you walking. Before you stand up completely, you feel a wave of fear wash over your entire being as lips press to the nape of your neck.
“Atta Y/N. Don’t pay any mind to the others alright? They’re just gonna berate and yell at you. Wait for me at my desk and when I get back we can go back to the way things were. I even have a few more funny ideas in mind for Halloween day."
-Mommabean (Please tell me what you thought!)
working overtime.
Tapping at her shoulder startled her awake.
[__] was sitting at her desk, she was zoned out on her computer not even working. She rubbed her eyes as a voice started speaking again. With heavy, slow blinking she spun in her chair and faced a blue shirt with a bright red and white name tag.
“Josiah?” She muttered as her eyes were still not in focus, squinting and widening her eyes repeatedly. Staring at the computer for so long didn’t help her poor eyes either; she should probably go get glasses. Her eyes finally came into focus and confirmed it was the infamous Josiah.
i like overtime 😋😋
cubicle (overtime josiah x fem! reader)
"And tell him to hurry the hell up! I have an important email that needs to be answered in the next few hours!"
You jump as your co-worker throws a water bottle down at your feet.
Kicking it to the side, you get up and make your way to the other side of the office.
It was pretty clear the whole office hated him. Your friend, Josiah, that is.
When you first started out at the dreaded job, he was the only person who was kind towards you.
Sometimes you wondered if it was because you were the only woman or if he just had a caring personality.
Shrugging it off, you walk over to the man, tapping his shoulder.
Putting his headset down, the tired looking male spins his chair around and smiles.
"What's up, Y/N? You wanna play Warzone with me?"
"Uh, maybe another time." You reply.
"Oh. Then what do you need?"
He looks up at you and you hesitate to tell him for a second before speaking.
"Well, you see, Michael just told me to tell you that he needs his USB cord back. He says he has an important document on his phone that he needs to email in a few hours."
The dark-haired man blinks and shakes his head.
"Damn. I just remembered I threw it away with my lunch."
"You what?!"
"Chill Y/N, it's not your problem."
"I know but the rest of the company is blaming me for being your friend and it's beginning to stress me out a bit."
"Soooo, what're you trying to say? You don't wanna be my friend anymore?"
"No, no, no! It's just that I'd like if you told Michael that you accidentally threw his USB cord away."
Josiah smiles and nods.
"Of course. I can do that."
He stands up and stretches, a couple of bones in his body popping.
You follow him to the other side of the room where Michael sat with his arms folded.
"Well?" The angry man asks.
"Well what?"
Your slight smile quickly fades as Josiah starts to piss the man off even more.
"You dumbass, where the hell is my USB?!"
The prankster raises a brow before smirking.
"It's where you belong. The trash, buddy."
"THE WHAT?!"
Michael jumps up and grabs the man's collar.
"You fucking idiot! Hurry the hell up and find it before the garbage truck empties the trash for today!"
As if on que, a beeping noise rings from down below.
Rushing over to the window, the frustrated man gasps in horror upon seeing the huge garbage bin being emptied into the truck.
"Ooooo, sorry about that, champ."
Eyes widening, Michael turns around and attempts to punch Josiah.
He quickly dodges and the punch lands on you instead.
You stumble back into a cubicle and knock down a coffee cup, hearing the glass break.
"Hey! Do you realize that was the only thing I had to keep me sane today?!"
Covering your bloody nose, you look up at the angry man and quickly apologize, promising to buy him a new one.
"No, no. I don't need anything more from a woman. Goodness, always messing everything up!"
He throws his hands up and heads to the small coffee area.
"Well, at least I hit one of you idiots."
"Leave her out of this. It's my fault that I threw away the damn thing."
You look up at Josiah, who quickly leads you to the nearest restroom.
"I'm sorry I got you into this mess." The male says, tilting your head back.
"It's alright, I'll be fine. You can go back and play Warzone, I'll handle this."
Honestly, you were a bit embarrassed to have anyone looking at you in your current state, which included Josiah.
"Huh?"
"I have everything under control. Go back and enjoy your game."
You take the paper towel from him and hold it over your nose, pointing towards the door.
"Uh, are you sure?" He asks, rubbing the back of his neck.
"Yes, yes! Just go!"
He shrugs and walks out of the restroom, and you breathe a sigh of relief.
--- 30 minutes later ---
You tilt your head down for the fifth time, smiling.
The bleeding had officially stopped but probably not the resentment your fellow co-workers had towards you.
"Once one employees day is ruined, so is everyone else's." Is their favorite slogan.
Except the employees excluded you and Josiah.
Walking out of the restroom, you look around and stop, nothing no one was in the room.
"Uh, hello? Is anyone in here?"
Walking around, you check each cubicle only to realize not a soul was sitting in at least one.
"Maybe there's a meeting going on. I'd better check."
You look into the office, no one in there either.
"Uh, well this is weird."
Walking out of the room, you head towards the elevator, going down to the floor below.
It opens and you walk out, examining the area.
But still. No one.
"Hello! Anyone here?!" You call out.
Suddenly, the lights flicker off and you jump, quickly taking your phone out of your pocket and turning the flash on.
"Man, this is ridiculous. I've never wanted to see my co-workers until-
Stopping mid-sentence, you look down in horror at the literal murder scene in front of your feet.
Looking up, you come face to face with Josiah, who stood over the boss.
He held a knife in his hand and you wondered if you should back away or stay still in case he tried to kill you.
"Uh, this is pretty weird, huh?"
You nod and the male starts to walk over to you.
Slowly backing away, you watch the knife in his hand fall to the ground.
"See, I won't harm you."
"How do I know if you don't have another weapon on you?!" You ask, stumbling into a wall.
"You're quite the clumsy type, aren't you, Y/N?"
Suddenly your phone's light goes off, a dead battery symbol appearing on the screen.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"
A cold hand touches your face and you jump.
"It's alright, Y/N."
Turning his own phone's flash on, Josiah waves at you with his blood-stained hand.
"Come on, how about we go back up and play some Warzone?"
You nod in agreement, hoping the man wouldn't kill you.
Following him back into the office, you plug your phone into his charger as he pulls up another chair, only to realize that both his and yours wouldn't fit.
"Ah, that's too bad."
"It's fine, I'll sit on the floor." You quickly reply.
"Nah, a lady can't sit on the floor."
He sits down in his chair, before patting his lap.
"Sit here instead."
You look down at your shoes before looking back up.
"Are you sure? I don't want to hurt you."
He smiles and nods.
"Jeez Y/N, you can't hurt me. You're too fragile."
He pulls you onto him, and you feel a big heat rush through your body.
"There's no way this is happening. This man has literally just killed off the entire office and here I am being a-
"Look, I even brought you an extra controller so we can tag team."
You thank him and take it, Josiah wrapping his arms around your waist.
A quick wetness fills the bottom of your panties and you look around, hoping the man wouldn't notice.
"You gotta pee, Y/N?"
"N-no!"
"So then why'd I feel something damp on my thigh?"
He looks up at you with a smirk and one raised eyebrow.
"I don't know why!" You exclaim. "Look, the startup screen loaded."
Rolling his eyes, the man tosses both controllers onto his keyboard.
"We're not playing until you tell me why. I'd like to help solve the problem, Y/N."
Rubbing his hand on your inner thigh, you start to shake a bit.
"Okay. When you wrapped your arms around me it felt nice."
"Mhm. Keep going."
"And, uh, I really-
His hand stops at the entrance of your panties.
"You really what, Y/N? C'mon, don't be shy. It's good to speak your mind, something you've barely done."
"Huh?"
"Think about it, you used to let all those misogynists run over you like you were a dead animal in the middle of the road."
He chuckles, pulling your panties off and dangling them in your face.
"Hell, you even let a no-name like me get the best of you."
"No I haven't! See, now you're just-
The dark-haired male puts a finger over your lips.
"You could've easily told me that we were done being friends but you didn't because I was nice to you."
Your eyes widen a bit and he tilts his head.
"Yeah, Y/N. I'm not as dumb as I probably look."
"Goodness, Josiah. I never said you were-
Feeling three fingers insert into your womanhood, a loud moan escapes your lips and you cover your mouth.
"Be as loud as you want, babygirl. Not like anyone can hear us anyway."
He moves both of your hands away from your mouth, putting your arms above your head before continuing to stretch your tight vagina out with his other hand.
Stopping, the man quickly undoes his belt, pulling both his pants and boxers down a bit.
He grabs your waist and adjusts himself inside of you, all while making eye contact.
"Ahhh, your pussy has a bit of a grip to it, hmm?"
You turn away and he turns your head back forward.
He leans forward and kisses your lips, as you slowly move your hips in a circle.
Josiah pulls away, sliding his hand down to your waist.
"I'm sure you want more than that, Y/N."
He starts to thrust up and down, causing everyone of your assets to bounce, making you somewhat embarrassed.
Letting go of your hands, the man grabs the other side of your waist, thrusting even faster.
You wrap your arms around his neck, putting your face into the crook of it.
Moaning into his neck, the male smirks, rubbing your back.
"You know how good that feels, Y/N? So good that I should consider giving you a baby as a thank you."
"Faster, please!" You reply, ignoring every word he just said.
"BRRINGGGG!"
You look up as the male kept going and turn to your phone.
"Caller ID: Mom." Josiah reads.
"It's her birthday today. Can...I answer?"
He shrugs and you quickly pick up the phone.
"HAPPY, UMPH, BIRTHDAY MAMA!"
"Thank you, Y/N! I really hope I'm not disturbing you right now."
All of a sudden, Josiah pushes you onto his desk and lifting both of your arms above your head, slamming them on the small wall behind you.
He puts the phone on speaker and you shake your head no.
"Y/N? Is everything alright?"
"Yes, mama! Everything's alright, I'm just doing some sh-shopping!"
Picking up his pace, Josiah begins to quickly hit your g-spot and you let out a moan.
"Y/N? Are you sure you can talk right now?"
"Of course, mama! I'm fine! W-what're you planning on d-doing today?!"
"Well, your father is taking me out to a nice dinner and then we're going to see a movie afterwards."
"Sounds fun! I wish I could attend!"
Your legs tighten around the male and he leans forward, putting a hand around your neck.
Your mother giggles from the other side of the phone.
"Yes, but it's also important that you focus on your career as well. Even if I hadn't received any gifts today, I'd be happy that I have a girl as smart as you as my daughter!"
Josiah smirks and leans down towards your ear.
"Tell her how much of a slut of a daughter she has fucking a murdering bastard like me." He says, a little too loud.
"Ahaha! Thank you mom, I-I think I should get going now! I'll talk to y-you later! Enjoy your... day!"
"Alright, Y/N! Thank you, bye bye, and love you!"
"Love you too, mom!"
Quickly, you hang up and let out hundreds of moans.
"What a dirty little whore. My dirty little whore." Fucking and talking on the phone with your own mother, you should be ashamed, Y/N."
You look up into his eyes as his manhood practically ripped through your stomach.
The problem was, you had no shame. It felt so good to be under Josiah that every ounce of self-respect had left your body.
"Please call me a slut once again." You say, making eye contact.
He raises his brows and smirks.
"What was that? I can't hear you."
"Call me a slut again!"
"Sorry? Come again?"
"CALL ME A SLUT, JOSIAH! PLEASE CALL ME YOUR FUCKING SLUT!"
He lets out a deep chuckle and nods.
"Good girl, my little fucking slut."
You smile and your eyes slightly widen as you feel your stomach tighten.
Josiah notices and keeps thrusting, you throwing your head back.
"When you're ready to cum, just do so. Doesn't mean I'm finished."
You squeeze your legs around his back and release, breathing heavily.
The sleepy man yawns, as he holds your head to make sure it wouldn't hit the wall, pumping in and out of you.
You whimper in pleasure and he smiles, caressing your face with his hand.
With two fingers he opens your mouth and pulls out, releasing into your small opening.
"Swallow."
It took a while, but you eventually downed the man's salty semen.
"Heh, good job baby."
Josiah tosses you your clothes and you put your blouse back on, immediately falling to the ground once you tried to put your skirt on.
He turns around and chuckles, picking your skirt up, helping you put it back on.
"There you are."
He helps you up and sits back down in his chair, pulling you onto him.
"Now, I certainly can't let you roam free by yourself anymore. So I was thinking, we should make a truce. You can stay with me, I'll pay everything from rent to whatever the fuck you want in exchange for your company. How's that sound?"
You wondered if you should say yes, in case something went wrong one day but it's not like you had much of a choice. He'd probably kill you in case you'd declined.
On the other hand, getting whatever you want and spending time with him didn't sound so bad.
"I'll stay with you." You sleepily say, resting your head on his shoulder.
"Aha, you really are a smart girl."
He pulls out his phone, ordering something from your favorite restaurant for dinner, clocking out afterwards.
Since you could barely move any part of your lower body, Josiah carries you to his car, putting you in gently.
Getting in the driver's seat, he watches as you fall asleep and smiles, rubbing your thigh.
"I can't wait to make memories with you, Y/N. I sure hope you feel the same way too."
Lil headcanons for his truly
(these are just some headcanons for jos cuz why not and i havent even posted some crap for 6 days?? Idk lost track of time)
General headcanons
Would always have a way to get into your personal life and your daily routine?he already memorized it
But! He's mostly caring, didn't have breakfast before going to work? he got that covered already, still a lil bit sleepy? Here have some of his monster drink
While were on the topic of his obsession with monster drinks well.. he mixes coffee and monster drink.
Seriously help this man stop drinking that abomination before he gets serious health issues
He's mostly slacks off work and go on continue playing his game
A yandere.
I mean he already is in the game,he sees someone hitting on you? That guy hitting on you would be dead in an instant
He's a real jealous dude but wouldn't show and signs of jealousy when your around
Would beg you to sneak out of work and play with him
Would purposely not finish his work and would come to you for "help" when he surely doesn't even need it he just want to be with ya
Late night calls? I think yes.
He will and certainly will just stare at you while you guys facetime
Would rather hang out at your cubicle during breaks
Dont like being watched/stared at?? Well hate to break it to ya but you will receive alot of staring from this guy,before you could even stare at him hes already right ahead of ya
Your co-workers would be annoyed by Josiah's clinginess but he doesn't give two shits hes like oh your annoyed by this?? *Clings to you even more*
Would go to your house/apartment at random times without any warnings especially when your on your day off but hey he got snacks with him and it looks like your favorite ones.