When: 26 July 1979 Where: Las Vegas Chapel Who: Than + @jankyjosslyn
Drunk and hungry, Than caught a whiff of fresh baked cookies coming from a doorway, opposite of the buffet he was previously interested in. “Smell that?” He asked his date, wandering inside of the chapel to find a batch of chocolate chip cookies sitting on a counter top, ready to be eaten. He busied himself by stuffing one into his mouth.
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“Uh, no, those are complimentary with a purchase of a package. Would you put that down? Sir, please.”












