#josuke headcannon

[kekyowin]

josuke with a s/o that plays volleyball

any other volleyball fans out there?? T-T

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•This man loves coming to your games. At first, it’s cute and all how supportive he is of you but later on it just gets out right embarrassing. Now he has Okuyasu cheering with him and oh boy, do your teammates tease you to no end. The girls are always jealous of how you have such a cute boyfriend but in the end you just brush off their comments.

•Whether it’s a match or a skirmish, Josuke’s eyes will stay glued to you 24/7. Especially at those super small volleyball shorts.:7:!,&:’

•He will admit he doesn’t like how small the uniform is and how much of your skin is exposed for everyone else to see. You may catch him with a pout on his face because of this.

•Before games, he’ll always ask if he can tie your hair up into a ponytail (if it’s long) or clip your hair back (if it’s short)

•He’ll scream things like “That’s my girl!” or “Yeah you show em y/n!” Although he doesn’t mean to, he’ll probably end up distracting you during the game.

•If you ever dive for the ball, he’ll always get worried you’ll hurt yourself even though you have knee pads. He can’t help it, it’s just the inner sweetheart in him.

•After the game, he’ll come up to you and ruffle up your hair while offering you a drink of water. The biggest smile would be on his face and with one look, anyone could tell how proud he was of you, no matter how the game went.

•If you ever lose a match he’ll be right there by your side. Do you need to take your frustration out? He’ll encourage you to break things and let it out (he’ll repair the things after obviously). Either that or he’ll try to take you out somewhere to get your mind off of things, maybe to the transmission tower with the nice view (enemy stand superfly) that Mikitaka enjoys.

•if you ever need someone to practice your serves with, josuke would definitely volunteer. After practicing for a bit, you tend to get bruises on your forearms from hitting the ball repeatedly so he’ll use his stand to repair you and make it so that you’re in tip top condition

•he always flexes to oku and koichi about how epic his girlfriend is :> and even though it embarrasses you, you’re still happy he’s content

[kekyowin]

yandere josuke hcs

no one, absolutely no one asked for this but here i go

-i feel like jowosuwuke would be a protective type of yandere.

he would definitely follow you home to make sure that you’re safe and he would be reluctant to introduce you to his friends,,josuke wants you all to himself and he doesn’t want anyone else to see/touch you

-it would take him a while to ask you out because he’d be too nervous

once he finally does manage to ask you out though, everything seems fine at first and you're happy with how things are going. except, everything is going too well and you realize that all he does is dote on you

its definitely suffocating and all the praise gets annoying and repetitive after a while 

when you start to avoid him and you start distancing yourself, he’ll emotionally manipulate you- he’ll beg you to stay with him and not break up, asks you if you hate him and basically guilt trips and tricks you into staying with him 

-he’s very protective towards you obviously

josuke would hate to put you in danger but if an enemy appears, he’ll step in front of you and make you go behind him, it doesn’t matter if you’re a stand user and totally capable of doing things on your own

this boy will protect you with his life

if you ended up getting hurt around him, he would never forgive himself,,he would probably dote way more on you and be more protective if thats even possible

-any affection you show towards him will be paid back tenfold

he definitely cherishes and appreciates anything you do for him (cough cough) he will spoil yoUUuu

if you gave him a quick kiss on the cheek before heading into school, he would pull you somewhere and give you 15 more

-i feel like if you guys ever got into a fight, he would be the first to apologize 

he wants you back no matter what and the easiest way to keep you from harm is by being next to you

-josuke just wants the best for you and he wants is for you to be happy,,,while you’re by his side of course ^

[kekyowin]

playing Minecraft with josuke headcannons

;>

-the idea of playing Minecraft with your boyfriend first arose when you both were bored and chilling at his house

josuke was playing games and you were doing homework

“y/n, wanna play Minecraft with me? It’s kind of boring playing by myself”

“josuke I can’t right now,,,I’m doing my homework”

“Pleaseee? It’ll be really fun and we can play on hardcore mode so that once we die we can’t respawn. You can do your homework after and I’ll leave you alone. Deal?”

“Deal.”

< and so the games begun >

you guys played multiplayer on his Xbox so the screen was split for the two of you

-if you already knew how to play Minecraft then that’s great but in case you didn’t know josuke would tease you about being a noob

(tbh I don’t even think josuke would be that good at Minecraft but whatever)

the whole first day you guys spawned in, you guys were just messing around so when night came you guys were screwed

not to mention you guys had no food and had taken a ton of fall damage

a dirt hut was built and you and josuke’s characters were cramped

joKinglY, josuke hit you and claimed it was a high five

but thEn, you accidentally hit him with your wooden sword and his remaining health depleted

“What the hell, y/n?!?!”

“I’m sorry josuke!!”

he didn’t respawn since it was hardcore mode and he was lowkey kinda pissy about it but it’s whatever

< cue the pouting and playful shoving irl >

“I guess I can go do my homework now right?”

“What? No! You scammed me! You only killed me so that you wouldn’t have to play anymore.”

Giving in to your lover, you guys decided to start up a new world (on normal mode this time)

whenever there was a monster nearby, Josuke would always ditch you and run away, leaving you to kill it by yourself

:<

he probably wanders off to find a horse and flexes it on you

“Look y/n it’s someone that actually enjoys my company!!!”

you walked up to the horse and killed it, ignoring josuke’s pleads to stop

“Now nobody will ever enjoy your company josuke. How sad.” You pretended to be sad about it by giving him a slight frown

Ngl he was butthurt about his horse so you’ll have to end up making it up to him

-he’s pretty nice to you in Minecraft though,

he’ll give you flowers and other random items

josuke insists you guys live in the same house together and you end up giving in to him

he places your two beds next to each other (uwu) buT you decide to be playful and move your bed away from him

every time you do this he places his bed next to yours again and it becomes a never ending cycle

-eventually, it’s time for you to go home and josuke escorts you back to your house

you never did end up doing your homework since you played Minecraft the whole time with your boyfriend.

“We should play again, maybe with koichi and okuyasu sometime.”

“No.”

“Wh”