#ju2tiice

[wirekind-blog]

seriously, where's the GOOD sollux.

[carcinoscorpius]

> Take a moment to be a sort of decent friend and nab your tablet after shoving all of your usual wake-up routines into a very uninspired five or ten minutes. Your self consciousness threatens to kick in for how arguably sweet the gesture you're about to pull is, but you shove that feeling down just as hard as you're shoving down everything else that isn't an inherent grumpiness.

> Whatever, though, you guess as you're punching in coordinates and finding yourself wandering to your pint-sized pal. Mumble a sleepy greeting as you settle yourself down near him.

[carcinoscorpius]

ju2tiice said: pay attentiion two me iin2tead.

That sounds like an irresponsi6ly great idea t6h, I think I'll do that.

[carcinoscorpius]

ju2tiice said: gay.

You would know all a6out that, though, wouldn't you.

[carcinoscorpius]

ju2tiice replied to your post:Every time you get mad enough to use that stupid...

make liife RUE THE DAY iit thought iit could giive 2OLLUX CAPTOR LEMON2, DO YOU KNOW WHO II AM? II’M THE MAN THAT’2 GOIING TWO 2UE YOU FOR EVERYTHIING YOU OWN AND LEAVE YOU WIITH NOTHIING BUT YOUR FUCKIING LEMON2. >8[

Have I ever mentioned that you complete me, 6ecause I feel it's a pretty valid detail to note.

Is someone actually 6eing annoying, or are you just upset you're not in my presence anymore? (:::

[carcinoscorpius]

Every time you get mad enough to use that stupid emote, I think something truly 6eautiful happens in the world.

Do it again. 9et mad.

[carcinoscorpius]

It's okay, you two are my 6iggest fans too since you're the only two I actually manage to keep talking to.

[carcinoscorpius]

> No, but really, just go change into something presentable and punch those bloody coordinates in already. Fuckin' loiterer. And while you're at it, announce yourself as the transportalizer's whirring dies down by yawning obnoxiously.

"Hey looooooser. Guess who."