#juansayswhat

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*shows Juan*

Khat: You get it?

Juan: Uh...

Khat: *gives clue* What does Aladdin usually ride?

Juan: *hesitates* A scooter?

Khat: ... What does Aladdin USUALLY ride?

Juan: ... OHHHHHHHHHH

Khat: *saves meme for tumblr*

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*Khat see’s meme on Facebook & shows Juan*

Juan: Nawww so true! *pat’s Khat’s head*

Khat: *still giggling* Yeah true? It’s obviously about you though

Juan: *playing FIFA 2019* ... wait what?

Khat: Dude... *cannot breathe from laughing* I’m the one always playing with your hair *wheeze*

Juan: ... ... ... fek.

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Rub

*Juan rubbing Khat's stomach while managing his team on FIFA 2019*

Khat: WDF?! Why are you rubbing me like a lucky Buddha?

Juan: Bud-huh?

Khat: ... wow ...

Juan: *grins in pride*

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They Both Start With...

*Juan gets a person's name for the millionth time*

Juan: 'Rachel' & 'Rochelle'... Same thing!

Khat: How?!

Juan: They both start with R?

Khat: That's the only thing they have in common. While 'Juan' and 'Jerk' both have 4 letters AND start with the same letter

Juan: ...

Khat: Don't forget 'Joke' too!

Juan: ... ... ... fek!

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Cold... FEET?

*driving home after getting off the train from work*

Juan: can you check the weather on your phone hun? I wanna know how cold it is right now

Khat: it’s six degrees

Juan: damn! It’s cold

Khat: well yeah. I mean your balls must be shrinking

Juan: how can you tell if you can’t see them? *trying to be smart ass*

Khat: pftttt

Juan: *pauses & realises what he just said*

Khat: BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA EXACTLY CAUSE DEY SMALL SON! XD

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Khat: hahahaha accurate! Juan: What if we just wanna hear more of the wife’s voice? Khat: …. really? 😒 Juan: Said no husband ever! 😎

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*Khat is clearing top of drawers to move folders with house & marriage documents* Juan: Oh what are you moving to your drawers Hun? Important Documents? Khat: …. *points to folders on top of drawers* Juan: …. oh …

He tries!

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Retractable

*Juan comments on Khat buying him AIRism briefs from Uniqlo*

Juan: Thanks for buying me these briefs Hun! It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!

Khat: Yeah no worries :)

Juan: It feels pretty good, except when it squashes my dick

Khat: ... it squashes you?

Juan: Oh just when my dick retracts

Khat: Your dick... retracts?! Like a click pen?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH