juan says what?!

Conversations shared between Juan & his wife, Khat, that often make you wonder, but are hilariously entertaining.

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*shows Juan*

Khat: You get it?

Juan: Uh...

Khat: *gives clue* What does Aladdin usually ride?

Juan: *hesitates* A scooter?

Khat: ... What does Aladdin USUALLY ride?

Juan: ... OHHHHHHHHHH

Khat: *saves meme for tumblr*

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*Khat see’s meme on Facebook & shows Juan*

Juan: Nawww so true! *pat’s Khat’s head*

Khat: *still giggling* Yeah true? It’s obviously about you though

Juan: *playing FIFA 2019* ... wait what?

Khat: Dude... *cannot breathe from laughing* I’m the one always playing with your hair *wheeze*

Juan: ... ... ... fek.

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Rub

*Juan rubbing Khat's stomach while managing his team on FIFA 2019*

Khat: WDF?! Why are you rubbing me like a lucky Buddha?

Juan: Bud-huh?

Khat: ... wow ...

Juan: *grins in pride*

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They Both Start With...

*Juan gets a person's name for the millionth time*

Juan: 'Rachel' & 'Rochelle'... Same thing!

Khat: How?!

Juan: They both start with R?

Khat: That's the only thing they have in common. While 'Juan' and 'Jerk' both have 4 letters AND start with the same letter

Juan: ...

Khat: Don't forget 'Joke' too!

Juan: ... ... ... fek!

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Cold... FEET?

*driving home after getting off the train from work*

Juan: can you check the weather on your phone hun? I wanna know how cold it is right now

Khat: it’s six degrees

Juan: damn! It’s cold

Khat: well yeah. I mean your balls must be shrinking

Juan: how can you tell if you can’t see them? *trying to be smart ass*

Khat: pftttt

Juan: *pauses & realises what he just said*

Khat: BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA EXACTLY CAUSE DEY SMALL SON! XD

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Khat: hahahaha accurate! Juan: What if we just wanna hear more of the wife’s voice? Khat: …. really? 😒 Juan: Said no husband ever! 😎

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Hehe. It pays being his partner in crime. You get away with silly crap like this 😃👍

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*Khat is clearing top of drawers to move folders with house & marriage documents* Juan: Oh what are you moving to your drawers Hun? Important Documents? Khat: …. *points to folders on top of drawers* Juan: …. oh …

He tries!

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Retractable

*Juan comments on Khat buying him AIRism briefs from Uniqlo*

Juan: Thanks for buying me these briefs Hun! It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!

Khat: Yeah no worries :)

Juan: It feels pretty good, except when it squashes my dick

Khat: ... it squashes you?

Juan: Oh just when my dick retracts

Khat: Your dick... retracts?! Like a click pen?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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This pretty much sums up our relationship.

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Get 'em back!

*chatting on the phone*

khat: Oh that reminds me! I forgot to get my eyebrows waxed (=_=)

juan: Huh? get your eyebrows back?

khat: ... Yes Bun. I gave my eyebrows to someone & now I need to get them back...

juan: Well yeah you do! Don't wanna look shocked all the time!

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Boatin'

*Khat talking about a friends reception venue*

Khat: Yeah. She's having it at a boat house

Juan: So... a house on a boat? How we gonna fit?

Khat: .... *gives a look*

Juan: Oh wait... you mean a pier shack thing?

Khat: .... *dead*

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Muscles

*Juan places a hand on Khat's midsection*

Juan: Wow hun! You gave a bit if muscle here!

Khat: uhhh... bun. That's my rib cage...

Juan: ....

Khat: BAHAHAHAH

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Avengers

*Khat has a motion in which she clenches a fist and slams it down on Juan's thigh playfully. Juan has nicknamed this "Thor's Hammer"*

*Juan & Khat are play wrestling*

Juan: What you gonna do now eh hun?

Khat: *clenches fist*

Juan: Oh! Hammer's Thor is making a comeback!

Khat: pftttt.... ahhahahaha who is hammer?

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Laughing Fits & Anatomy

*After Juan & Khat have a laughing fit*

Khat: omfg... *holds stomach*

Juan: hahahahaha *holds stomach* stop! my throat hurts!

Khat: LOL! Didn't know your throat was on your stomach?

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English

*Khat laughing at "headboard" moment*

Khat: haven't uploaded on tumblr in ages!

Juan: cause I haven't gave you shit

Khat: don't to mean "given"?

Juan: "gaven"? *unsure facial expression*

Khat: Eh? "I haven't gaven you shit"?

Juan: HAHA! "gaven" isn't even a word! *confident in out - doing Khat*

Khat: BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dude! You just said your own word isn't an actual word

Juan: .... fek

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Headboards

*chatting in bed*

Khat: *being stupid* makes you wonder why it's called a headboard

Juan: cause you hit your head on it when you're "board"

Khat: ... wdf ahhhahahahaha