#judakou

[sumikae]

Kougyoku: If you had to choose between Hakuryuu and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Judar: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Hakuryuu: Judar!

Kougyoku: 63 cents.

Judar: I'll take the money.

Hakuryuu: JUDAR!!!

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Kougyoku: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.

Hakuryuu: Just rip the bandage off. Who can be worse than Sinbad?

Kougyoku: It’s Judar.

Hakuryuu: Put the bandage back on.

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Kougyoku: Guys I bought a snake, what do I name him.

Hakuryuu: You did WHAT–

Judar: William Snakepeare.

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Hakuryuu: We need a distraction.

Kougyoku: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Judar, whispering: My time has come

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Kougyoku: Judar, can you pass the salt?

Judar: *Throws Hakuryuu across the table*

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Kougyoku: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Hakuryuu: *turning to Judar* How tall are you?

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Kougyoku: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'.

Hakuryuu: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Judar: Smad.

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Kougyoku: If Hakuryuu and I were drowning, who would you save?

Judar: You two can’t swim?

Kougyoku: It’s a hypothetical question, Judar! Who would you save?

Judar: My time and effort.

[sumikae]

Judar: *goes in when Kougyoku is bathing*

Judar: Yo old hag, are we—stop screaming, it's just me—are we out of peach?

[sumikae]

Kougyoku: Just promise me you won't start any fights.

Judar: Fine, I won't start any fights.

Judar: I will finish them.

[sumikae]

Judar: Hypothetical question, if I asked you to marry me would you say yes or no?

Kougyoku: Are you asking me to marry you?

Judar: That depends on if you’re saying yes.

Kougyoku: But I can’t say yes if you’re not really asking me.

Judar: Well, I’m not asking unless you say yes!

Hakuryuu: How can you two have made it as far as you have?

Judar: Relationship-wise or in life?

Hakuryuu: Both.

[sumikae]

Judar: I’m the responsible one in this relationship.

Kougyoku: You just set half the palace on fire.

Judar: Yeah, and I take full responsibility for that.

[chidraws]

oh look,,jukou

[koutone-moved]

Kougyoku and Judar ❤🥺 it's been years since I last thought about them but a few days ago I randomly revisited their tag and got hit with all the love I still have for them aaaa

[ohtaka-shinobu-stan-account]

It’s probably just the folds in her sleeves but when I first saw this panel, I thought Kougyoku was holding a baby. I like the idea of Momgyoku so I made up some Judakou family headcanons (・ω・)ノ (she’s so tiny compared to all the guys around her, help)

Headcanon #1: When Aladdin first found out that Kougyoku was pregnant and Judar was the father, he was sorta depressed but tried to hide it. Just like how Aladdin “comforted” Hakuryuu in chapter 314, Hakuryuu sees Aladdin’s reaction to the news of Kougyoku and Judar having a baby together and is like “don’t worry Aladdin :^))) There are plenty of other girls out there :^)))” (pettiness levels too strong)

HC #2: Kougyoku tries to keep Judar away from their baby as much as possible. Not in the “I’m divorcing you and taking the kids” kind of way but more like whenever Judar is around the baby, he ends up being a huge disturbance for the baby and everyone else so she always chases him out of the room. Hakuryuu and Ka Koubun end up being surrogate fathers for the child lol.

HC #3: Even Aladdin is better at taking care of the child and Judar gets pissed because that’s HIS kid, why isn’t he allowed to be close to his own offspring?? So he begrudgingly asks Aladdin how to be a better human being father.

HC #4: Whenever the baby is left without supervision, Judar kidnaps sneaks off with it and gets up to all sorts of shenanigans, including but not limited to flying around the Kou capital, magically bringing a plague to Sindria’s crops, and picking fights with Aladdin and co. Everytime Kougyoku hears about the trouble Judar is getting into with their child, she drops whatever emperor duties she’s doing at the moment to personally hunt them down (。-∀-)

HC #5: I can see Kougyoku and Judar having more than one kid, with at least one child taking after Kougyoku personality-wise and another one getting Judar’s personality. Judar gets frustrated with both of them because the kid who’s like Kougyoku doesn’t approve of the trouble his/her father causes, while the one with Judar’s personality is extremely rude to him. Cue Judar having a moment of self-reflection (“damn, is this how Al-Thamen felt when I was younger?”). In contrast to how they treat their dad, both children are very attached to Kougyoku and they see Judar as a rival for their mom’s affection (￣▽￣) Kougyoku’s just happy that her children have friends and loving family members, unlike her while she growing up.

HC #6: When Kougyoku announces her third pregnancy, Judar just goes “what, ANOTHER brat? How many do we even need?”, at which Kougyoku gets mad and says “it’s your own fault for not using protection (╬ಠ益ಠ)”. Nevertheless they’re both very happy about the news.