#juddbirch

[mfsein]

pov : youre sein

[juddbirch-milk]

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SFW

Judd would be a major stoner–probably getting cross faded with weed and Jack Daniels.

Judd is usually more stoic/RBF and not open about his feelings.

I mean, he calls you “fuckface” and “pussy bitch” lovingly of course.

But if you get this boy stoned? Oh my Gods, he’s all over you. Hands roaming your body, kissing your neck, whispering compliments in your ear.

“You’re so hot, and confusing. I love it.”

If you like horror movies–strap in. Judd is a big fucking nerd about horror movies. He's a total dweeb–especially if he's stoned.

He’ll go on a 4 hour tangent about the Hellraiser movies if you let him. (you always do, because it's the most he ever talks)

If he’s not stoned or buzzed off his ass–he’s much more temperamental and dickish to people.

A guy hit on you?

Judd already found out his SSN. He’s fucked.

Speaking of which–school. Judd rarely went until you started dating.

Except now he skips class and watches you from the vents.

But hey–progress!

Okay, Judd musk. He smells like smoke, cologne, and raccoon. It's weird–but honestly? You love it. (you filthy animal)

He makes random excuses to see you instead of just admitting he misses you.

“Here, you left your pencil at school.” or “That bitch at Baskin Robbins gave me the wrong flavor–but it's your favorite. So here.” (He totally got your favorite on purpose)

Judd is bad with words, and expressing his feelings. Though–every once in a while he’ll remind you how much he loves you. You’ll be falling asleep and he scratches your head absentmindedly, and it just slips from his lips like a prayer.

“I love you, (Y/N).” He won’t look at you for a second–after all, he’s still processing it too. Eventually though he comes to terms with it, and then he doesn’t mind telling you most nights. That’s about it though–don’t expect much more sappy-sober Judd.

NSFW

Judd loves eating you out. 10/10, will love to see you squirm and beg underneath him.

11 inches.

And he knows how to use it.

He loves getting head–doesn’t matter where–he just loves when you worship his cock.

He has different sex preferences:

Sober: If he's sober–sex will either be slow and teasing–or rough and hard. No in between. His pace will either be sobbingly slow–or brutally fast.

Drunk/Tipsy: Drunk Judd would 100% be freakier. He’d up his game with wax play–bondage or spanking. Anything his mind could think of at the moment. He’d be sloppy but efficient in his thrusts.

Stoned: Much slower–loving and attentive. He takes slower but more meaningful thrusts, he’d praise you for taking all of him, he kisses your lips as he gently pushes his way into you.

Anyway yeah-- hehe

[rararaman]

Judd Birch x Advika LeSeven (Leah’s best friend and Devins older sister)

From Advika's Pov: Advika LeSeven has a head full of wild ideas and a wardrobe full of clashing colours, she's more on the awkward side and is usually left aside she's waiting for that moment where she can shine. Then she goes to her best friend's house and meets her brother Judd meets her and falls in love, she doesn’t like him back at first….

This is Advika she a baddie: scroll down for Ch 1 sorry guys the writing isn't that good its for fun :)

Chapter 1

Today was like every other day in this hell hole of high school, I woke up put on the shittiest clothes that probably still stink like my two minute noodles from last night, I walk to school and give Leah my absolute best friend a hug, she’s literally so perfect she’s an actual godess, I literally have no idea how she’s my bestie, but what I do know is that she needs to break up with that prick Brad, if I’m being honest I actually miss her being with Val Bilzerian (never thought I’d ever say this) even though I see him eating his own ear wax and giving his little brother wedgies all the time, i feel bad for little Jay. But she swears she’s in love with this Brad creep. Leah says I should find someone, but I just truly don’t see myself with anyone, well definitely not anyone from this stupid high school. But no one ever wants me, it’s kinda sad but it’s the truth Leah says I just have to meet the right person but I don’t know.

Today after school for the first time I’m going to Leah’s house, im not sure but it’s always my house, she says her brothers are weird apparently ones creepy and ones a whiney little bitch. Also it’s so funny but she says that her dad always talks about eating her mum out, HELLO WHAT ha. When I first heard that I actually cried, I’m like I wanna see this for myself and I guess today’s the day.

(Skip to outside the Birch’s house)

I’m standing on the doorstep as Leah’s rumbling her keys around to open the door I hear muffled screams behind me, kinda sounds like raccoons. I turn around rapidly and I’m locked eyes with Leah’s brother Judd he's choking a raccoon and still strong eye contact he slowly I merged into the bushes. Why was that lokey kinda hot, no yes no, no right yeah no that was weird.

Advika: “Did you, uh, see that. Leah, hey Leah”

Leah: “Oh yeah that’s Judd, I told you he’s creepy, he says he’s training them to kill Nick or whatever. Just ignore him."

(Skip to having dinner with the Birch family)

Elliot Birch: "To sum up my toast for tonight I would like to say thank you to my beautiful daughter Leah that me and my beautiful wife created-"

Nick Birch: "Ok dad we get it you and mum have sex all the time."

Elliot: "I'm sorry I wasn't done. Anyways and thank you Leah for bringing her equally as beautiful friend Advika to our dinner tonight."

Judd: "Yeah thanks Leah." - (mumbled under his breath)

Leah gives me a strange look after Judd said that i'm not exactly sure what it means because the only time I see him at school is when he occasionally walks past the hauls like once every month. Apparently he takes the sewers out of school because he hates even breathing the same air as anyone at school, which honestly is fair.

We finish our dinner and me an Leah hang out in her room, Nick keeps nagging us but he's sooo cute in his little bacon and egg pjs, I can't believe he's going to go to high school with us next year though it's so strange and his friend Andrew is here and he kept looking at my boobs which was um i'm not sure how to feel, lokey kinda flattered, am I weird for that. Yeah.

(Standing outside the house door)

Leah: "Byeeee see you tomorrow, love you."

Advika: "Wait Leah."

Leah: "Yeah whatsup"

Advika: "So you know how you gave me that "look" at dinner, what was that for, like why."

Leah: "Omggg, sorry I forgot to tell you, ok so you know when Judd literally said-"

Advika:" Wait this is about Judd!"

Leah: "Um of course stupiddddd, right after my dad said his weird toast, Judd said-Yeah thanks Leah- like comooooonn, he so has a thing for you, he was literally thanking me for bringing you. I'm telling you he never speaks and when he does its about him telling you he's going to kill you. He never says anything nice about anyone, so he must like you or something like that, i'm actually not sure maybe he wants to cut you up into pieces or get his racoons to shred yo-"

Advika: "OK LEAH. Thats enough hahah, good to know that, anywyas bye, bye see you tomorrow."

I give her a hug and a slight wave as I walk away. But the thought remains in my head. Judd.

Okkkk this is the first chapter if you have any thoughts or recommendations or anything please tell me and trust it will get juicy if you know what I mean, its a semi slow burn. Yeah thanks for like the one person who will read this probably will be me.

[broski69xoxo]

Judd Birch for eveyone~💗

[mfsein]

lovesick judd for sein !❤︎

[mfsein]

мой няшный джадд 2.0. и the ugliest mii ever

[mfsein]

JDSN × irasutoya style

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