David: YOU HOOKED UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND?!
Jude: What?! No! I wouldn’t do that!
David: You hooked up with Leo at college!
Jude: … that was like six years ago…
David: He’s my boyfriend!
David: I can’t believe you!
Jude: I met you seven months ago! Y’all weren’t dating at that time! Why are you upset?
David: How many times did you hook up?
Jude: … I don’t want to answer that question.
David: You hooked up with my boyfriend MULTIPLE TIMES?!
Jude: YOU TWO WERE NOT DATING. IT WAS SIX YEARS AGO.
Leo, walks into the room: Why do I hear yelling?
Jude: Because you’re boyfriend’s crazy!
David: You hooked up with Jude!
Leo, leaving the room: Welp, I’m not having this conversation again.
Jude: What do you mean again?! H-hey! Don’t leave me with him!