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[blueberryjuicer]

Audio YCH's?

Would any of y'all buy a YCH Audio from me? Got the idea from SizeCon, but I'm considering writing like a 1 page script with specific sections left blank. Mostly for Name/Pronouns/Body Parts/Species/Ect and would even allow for other smaller edits, like instead of a Blueberry, you could be a Cherry or a Blimp. Or The name I talk down to you with could be something like "Produce" "Berry" "Slut" "Fruit" "Mine" ect. Basically any small verbage changes would be fine, just not anything that would require, like rewriting the script to make fit. But if I charged like, $20 for it, would any of y'all go for it?

[blueberryjuicer]

ooh did u have a good time at sizecon?

Oh yes! I tried making a massive post that was the equivalent to the thread I made over on Bsky, but it actually ended up crashing Tumblr and didn't save

Put simply, I tried to go a little more lax this year. If you haven't been paying too much attention to my personal posts, I kinda just needed a break. I did volunteer as Security, making sure everyone that entered had their name badges, marking off meal tickets, and just generally making sure everyone felt Safe in the Con Halls. This allowed me to meet several new people and I got to show off a few of my creations.

I'm not gonna lie, this year I kinda forgot to advertise my pages as much as I should have. Mainly because I haven't been the best at posting of late, again, hence why I needed the break, but all the same.

I attempted a Cosplay of The Jolly Balloon Man mtg card as it is the card I am building my deck around and as such, I brought with me a few props to mess with and hand around. Namely, these berries modeled by Gnomadine

And Qualtroverse respectively. This was also a chance to flex my 3d printing settings and skills as I found new methods of smoothing them out shortly before the con ;3

But the main project I brought and advertised was the current progress of said mtg deck

The quality of these aren't great as I printed these on Card Stock on my home printer. I do plan on getting them more professionally printed when the deck is more finished, but it was still amazing to be able to hold these and pass them around, show a few of these to the artists that made them (I'll get them signed when they are printed professionally) and even show off the project to a few other artists to gauge interests to see if they would be willing to contribute ;3

So yeah, very fun weekend, meeting up with old friends, new faces, and the like. Spent way too much, which is to be expected (still convincing myself to get up and put up the prints and stickers. Expect updated pics of where they eventually went) but it was overall a fantastic weekend, and besides the fact that I got sick and super busy at work shortly after getting home, it was still a fantastic break away from work ;3 (Please consider going to SizeCon if you can. I'd love to meet y'all. SizeCon Micro will be happening in October and is fully online for anyone who may have trouble getting to Portland)

(It crashed last time because I tried tagging and/or linking every single artist shown off in these images. Please reach out if you want to know the info on any of them. I'll happily provide links to any and all their pages ;3 )

[blueberryjuicer]

First morning after the mold fogging. Understandably, not feeling quite up to 100% yet. But definitely some noticeable improvements. Actually slept quite well and was even able to fall back to sleep fairly easily after being woken up early. Woke up with Morning Wood for the first time in months. Made a decent sized puddle, if you were curious.

But then after getting up is when the heavy headedness came back, but in a very small, non disruptive amount. And I'm feeling tired again, but that might not even be from the sickness.

Still, I am feeling *much* better. I'd probably put myself at 80%. Here's to hoping I don't crash after work

[blueberryjuicer]

Finally have someone coming out tomorrow to look into the mold in the house. They are just checking to see what may need to be done in order to deal with it and hopefully running some tests. But it's a start

[blueberryjuicer]

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It is up an Live! I'd appreciate if y'all at least check it out and tell me what you think, even if you don't/can't support

[blueberryjuicer]

Couldn't find my last Update post, so I guess I'll just make a new one. At almost the exact same time my last story hit 100 faves, my Deviantart hit 250 Watchers! 🎉🎉🎉

Now I did make a promise for when I hit this number, and I intend to keep it. So keep an eye out. I'm currently at work, so somewhere between tonight when I get home and roughly within the week, I will set up a Patreon Page!

I was hoping to have some new content ready for when said Patreon launches, but I sadly don't. I can't say I didn't see this coming, it's way more my recording situation. I've tried multiple ways to keep my surroundings quiet, but they just haven't worked for as long as I would like to get larger projects or multiple audios going. So I will also be looking into filters for my mic and see if something like that will work so I can get this project started.

Either way, Thank you Thank you Thank you! This page especially helps me feel that my content is not only enjoyed, but wanted and even anticipated. So I hope to see some familiar usernames on Patreon ;3

[blueberryjuicer]

Can life stop kicking me while I'm down!?

Drove out of town to watch TMNT2 in theaters. On the way, hit a massive pothole on the interstate that POPS ANOTHER TIRE. I knew I should have just cancelled the movie and started looking around for the new tire, especially now that I was in a bigger town. But I didn't and went to see the movie. Gods forbid I try to treat myself.

Then I had to take a step out of the movie because my mom was trying to call me. As it turns out, my Grandpa had passed during all this. No details, yet. Just came home and found him. Kinda hard to enjoy Go Ninja Go with that bombshell.

But then, when the movie got out, everywhere was closed. So I parked at walmart and spent nearly 2 hours trying to patch this 4" gash just so it would hold enough air to get me home. It did not. Had to call a friend to come get me and cross my fingers my car is still in that lot. It was past midnight and there were still a handful of other cars, so I'm hoping.

Then this morning, I call my Boss to let them know I won't be in today. I need to buy myself a replacement Tire and Rim and would need the day to do that. But they bitch and moan about how close this was to the week I already have requested off (for SizeCon) and how they also have a corporate trip coming up that they need to prep for, so is there any way I could still come in?

Like? The Fuck? If I come in, my car doesn't get fixed. Then I attempt to call off each day until I finally get a day off. I'll gladly swap today with another. I just need fucking today. Didn't even get a chance to give them a heads up about the funeral.

I am legit considering calling off my trip to SizeCon. This shit is super Fucking Stressing. This is why I NEED a week off to do shit like at SizeCon, so I'm still holding out for now. But like, Fuck. Funds are Fucking *Tight* and I can't catch a Fucking Break. I'm about ready to quit and find a new job, but then things would get even worse *until* I get that new job

[blueberryjuicer]

Welp. Today happened. Been having low tire pressure issues for the past few days. Co-worker helped narrow it down to the valve stem and got that swapped this morning. Seemed to be running fine, though still noticed a small leak from the back of the tire. Bit of a small frame, so didn't feel like jacking her up just yet since I had a few errands to run. Halfway through the day, I did have to put more air in the tire.

Only for it to POP on my way home

I was only like 10min out (on an interstate with no spare) so I decided to try to get the rest of the way home just slowly and carefully.

Only for like 2 min away, my breaks to get cut!

Had to call a tow truck and a handful of places, cause I guess my tires were specialty. One place did have some, but they noticed that what likely happened was the flopping rubber of the popped tire dislodged my break line.

So despite them being the only place in town with the specialty tire, they had to order a break line that fit. *Sigh* Fuck

On an unrelated note, if there is anyone going to Sizecon that might be interested in splitting a room to help cut costs, let me know