#juj tag

[saturnstomars]

juj is really out here insulting me for changing my url when no one knows what a sylphrena is smh

[saturnstomars]

mutuals + what drink i wld give them from my job

ada: my specialty drink aka hot chocolate w extra chocolate syrup and two shots of espresso

manar: strawberry lemon green tea w crystal lychee bubbles

triz: coffee milk tea

abby: mango green tea

juj: oolong milk tea

nate: lychee green tea with mango jelly

[saturnstomars]

i finished ove!!!

omgg help isnt that ending j devastating 😭

[saturnstomars]

NEW URL ???? 🍓

yes its new url ik but its a gd url

anyw ur literally hilarious?? idk what u talk abt on ur blog half the time but i love seeing it anyw cuz ur so funny and u get s excited to talk abt it. i also love that u appreciate john mulaney as much as i do, cuz even if he has gone a bit weird he's still hilarious. i also love when u send bo burnham lyrics in my inbox cu he's also hilarious. also ur jewish too which automatically gives u points in my book

MUTUALS SEND ME A 🍓 AND ILL COMPLIMENT U!

[saturnstomars]

umm. it's not april but here you go

BYE IM ALMOST CRYING WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY

[saturnstomars]

describe u as a fictional character?? ok. uh.

she was a dynamite 5 foot jewish bitch. even those who technically looked down on her (lol short) looked up to her, and christians trembled in her presence because a) they're weak and b) she's just. better than them. her jewish hair twirled like a dreidel around itself forming very jewish curls. her face, set into a perpetual people-hating scowl, was unmistakably Done With The World™ and everyone knew it.

i. what did i just write. goodbye

youve captured my rbf beautifully good for u

describe me like im a fictional character

[saturnstomars]

GREY MUTUAL. WHITE MUTUAL lmao

thank u sm bestiee

which color am i

[saturnstomars]

DOROGAYA. IM . SDJFIOSDJGK FUCKING FIUCKERONEALSHDGILJF

RIGHT!! EVERY TIME HE CALLS HER DOROGAYA <33