#juju junior

[loonar-polar-asylum]

Skylander's normal/birth/full names(part 2)

Punk Shock: Amara Lyn.

Bat Spin: Frightengale Bloodworth.

Zap(it was changed when he was adopted by eels): Salis Aquifis/Zap Galvan.

Grim Creeper: Curce Banewood/Grimson Spooks.

Chopscotch: Zicci Skullguard.

Ghost Roaster: Olav/Ghost Roaster Hitchman.

Star Strike: Mailea Cosmost.

Starcast: Umbris Castor.

Roller Brawl: Victoria Runner.

Flameslinger: Asher Stamen.

Stealth Elf: Ani Verdas.

Hood Sickle: Umbris Nite.

Bad JuJu: JuJuliette Cyclonus.

JuJunior(Yes, he count's): JuJulian Cyclonus.

Deja Vu: Mora Shu.

[incorrect-skylanders-quotes]

Bad Juju: (watching Juju Junior play with the Hatchlings) Have you ever wished that your children would stay young forever?

Sonic Boom:

(later)

Juju Junior: Mama, how come me and the hatchlings can’t play together anymore?

Bad Juju: (head in hands) Because your mother forgot to think before she spoke.

[incorrect-skylanders-quotes]

(Bad Juju is teaching Juju Junior about wishes)

Bad Juju: The concept of wishes and those who grant them is a varied one. There are the benevolent, like my fellow Skylander, Ninjini, who grants the desires of others not for personal gain, but out of the goodness in her heart.

Bad Juju: There are the malicious, like many a dark wizard, who only use their power to inflict suffering upon others. Even asking for something as simple as a glass of water could be twisted into a dark fate by their evil hands.

Bad Juju: And then there is an in-between, like the paw of a monkey. Someone could use it to wish themselves wealthy, but then lose a beloved family member to whose fortune they would inherit. These will grant your wish exactly as you worded it, but will take something away in return.

Wolfgang: (stumbling in with a black eye) Hey Bad Juju, I used a monkey’s paw to make a wish and then it punched me in the face. Is that bad?

Juju Junior: …Momma, what would that mean?

Bad Juju: (pulling out a notepad) Of course, there is also the type that is just plain incomprehensible. I say we keep an eye on him to see what happens.

[incorrect-skylanders-quotes]

Sonic Boom: (throws one of her hatchlings at Bad Juju) There's plenty more where that came out of, bitch!

Bad Juju: Nobody cares about those pussy turds you call babies!

Sonic Boom: Yeah, well, nobody cares about your fat, ugly kid!

Bad Juju: I care about my fat, ugly kid!

Sonic Boom: Then why in dick's fuck is he eating store brand chips?

[incorrect-skylanders-quotes]

Bad Juju: (watching Juju Junior play with the Hatchlings) Have you ever wished that your children would stay young forever?

Sonic Boom:

(later)

Juju Junior: Mama, how come me and the hatchlings can’t play together anymore?

Bad Juju: (head in hands) Because your mother forgot to think before she spoke.

[unofskylanderspages]

Unlike most alternate counterpart Skylanders that can summon helpers, Juju Junior shares the same palette as Mystical Bad Juju.