Lately I’ve been wearing my hair in the ‘Gentle mother killed off to fuel protagonist’s pain’ style in the hopes that one day I’ll be in the right place at the right time for someone’s story to start and the sweet embrace of death will finally relinquish me of responsibility and student loans.
I think I fucked up.
I don’t like to assume but I think I fucked up, and if I did fuck up, I didn’t mean to fuck up and I’m sorry for fucking up....
but I think I seriously fucked up...
Christ, not having a pc has been rough. Like...what did I even do before I had one? I haven’t done any art in...weeks. I’ve just been playing video games and binging youtube on my xbox.
Holy hell.
[AGGRESSIVELY ADOPTS EVERYONE WITH SHITTY, UNSUPPORTIVE FAMILY/FRIENDS]
I’M PROUD OF ALL YOU BABIES FOR MAKING IT THIS FAR! DON’T LET ANYONE GET YOU DOWN! YOU ARE WORTH IT AND AMAZING AND SO BRAVE AND I’M YOUR NEW SUPER PROUD MOM!!!
“Another sketch from the same old RP I revisted recently… Always...”
story behind this? cause its awesome!
OK LISTEN UP, IMMA HAPPILY TELL YOU THE TALE BUT IT’S PRETTY LONG SO IF YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW BE PREPARED TO READ A’IGHT G? COO.
So basically in this old RP, it was canon-ish Rama and Ura, and they meet this cat-demon guy Sol in the forest, K?
Sol could regenerate and heal and BASICALLY NOT BE KILLED, so naturally Rama’s like ‘Score, perfect experiment subject!’ and so they take Sol back to their little hide-out and Rama starts experimenting on him and Sol is pretty chilled with the whole thing cuz he’s got nothing better to do and hey, he can’t die, he ain’t scared of Rama’s shit.
Cut to the next scene and basically Sol’s got these ‘Masters’ sorta and they come looking for their cat-guy-slave. (One of them was Obi, from the other RP pic I posted)
Now these guys are like ‘Yo, whaddup, we want our cat back!’ and Rama’s like ‘Yo, I wanna keep him because he doesn’t die when I stab him multiple times with different weapons’ and Ura’s just like ‘NO ONE’S PAYING ME ATTENTION I CAN BE SPECIAL TOO LOVE ME’ but only Obi gives him any kinda attention really. (Sol tries to be nice but Ura’s mad jealous because Rama likes to experiment on him instead, ya feel?)
CUT SCENE AGAIN: Sol’s gone back, but Rama and Ura had to leave their lair because Ura fucked up big time and got the Po-po down on their asses for multiple murder, as one does.
So they follow the other three back to their mansion place and Rama’s like ‘Bitch asses have a nice place, let’s sneak in and stow away for a bit!’ Sol finds them but he don’t care, he’s just like ‘yeah, Imma feed you guys, keep it down and don’t get caught or else shit goes bad.
But Ura fucks up AGAIN and gets caught. Then, in a mad effort to try and save his and Rama’s asses from getting beat, he’s like ‘Eyo Master people, like I totally came here looking for you guys because I totally wanna be your new slave-boy thing and totally am not hiding anything no sir, trust me I’m adorable’.
And the dudes go ‘Yeah okay, sure.’ and pretty much forget about Sol and adopt Ura for naughty naughty things, ya feel me?
Sol, getting a lil’ ruffled that he got replaced so easily goes to Rama and is like ‘Hey boy, lemme suck yo dick show you why I’m awesome’ and Rama’s like ‘The fuck bruh? But okay.’ And shit goes down.
Cut again, Rama’s like ‘Nah, I’m done with this place Imma move on.’ Ura’s pretty much captured so Rama abandons him and Sol decides to go with Rama because why the fuck not right??? And he thinks Rama’s totally hot but he won’t admit that aloud
Moving on Rama and Sol are now hanging together. Rama wants to kill all the things and Sol’s like ‘bruh, can you not?’ All the while Ura’s getting super attached to the other guys.
And then Rama and Ura’s creator goes ‘HEY KIDS I GOT AN IDEA’ and causes some major shit. Now through all this Rama’s got Sol with him and is constantly switching between ‘I FUCKING HATE YOU GO AWAY’ and ‘No wait don’t go yet I’m not done with you, you give me feels’ and Sol is just like ‘bruh you got major issues but so do I and the sex is da bomb so I’ll stay because you give me feels too.’
Fast forward a bit and their creator goes ‘NEW PLAN KIDS, YOU WANNA STAY WITH THOSE OTHER PEOPLE THEN YA GOTTA CONTRIBUTE TO MY FUTURE ARMY OF WORLD DOMINATION’ and this motherfucker just ‘bippity boppity boops’ some black magic and Presto: Sol and Ura can now have babies for a limited time only.
Naturally, almost everyone’s reactions were ‘OKAY WHAT THE FUCK BRUH?’ but you can’t really say no to the evil overlord psycho demon so they caved and were like ‘Alright fine, we’ll make babies, you fuckin’ weirdo’
So Ura gets one kid with his new friends and Rama and Sol are the awkward as fuck ‘we fight about everything but dammit we really like each other’ couple and since Sol is a cat demon, this little shit ends up with FOUR BABIES and Rama’s just like ‘Fuck my life what even are babies, do I have to do things with them, do I have to water them, fuck this, fuck that, fuck you all seriously.’
Fast forward again, and some major shit goes down that’ll take forever to cover so I’ll end this off with Rama and Sol go through a TON OF ANGSTY SHIT both before and after the babies come into the picture and Rama goes from being the one-track-mind psycho killer with no ability to feel more than hate and anger to being the slightly-more-than-one-track-mind psycho killer who finally knows how to fucking chill from time to time and actually doesn’t hate his babies like he says he does and shows vulnerability on occasion because sonofabitch Sol evoked human emotions in him and changed him for the better but it also got him exiled from his creator’s home so they’re on their own in the big bad world with demon babies.
(Ura fucked up AGAIN on his end and got his ass beat to shit by his baby daddy and ran the fuck away only to get possessed by a real bad mofo and now he’s major OP villain out for everyone’s blood ya feel?)
And unfortunately it was around this time that the RP got abandoned so it was left off with Rama and Sol traveling with their four adorable babies and pretty much admitting they love each other without ever saying the words because they’re both stubborn assholes who can’t get over themselves omg
And that kids, is the long-winded premise behind this image. Sorry for the wall of text but this shit was so much fun back in the day and revisiting made all the feely-feels come back, ya get me??
