#jule speaks

[the-smile-of-a-veil]

i lied. i dont like sex. put ur clothes back on babe. i’m going to play red dead redemption 2 for hours and explain the entire lore to you while you watch.

[shy-autistic-life-of-awkwardness]

Am i hyperfixating on something I find interesting?? Yeah. Is it about a dangerous creature I call “motherfucker” because I refuse to say it’s name?? Yeah. Am I having a fun time?? Eh

[the-smile-of-a-veil]

Smartest woman you know: Yeah I don't know if I should do a phd and pursue a career in science, I really want to have a child at some point in my life

Some male professor with a 50 hour work week who is probably in a relationship with his technical assistant: let's have 5 children

[the-smile-of-a-veil]

I think being able to make someone laught until they have tears in their eyes is like one of the most beautiful things in life

[the-smile-of-a-veil]

And maybe the real panda of the eastern block was the cave olm all along

[the-smile-of-a-veil]

Having a panic attack while thinking of your girlfriend and then thinking of your coworker and immediately calming down is crazy it's crazyyyyyy

[the-smile-of-a-veil]

I have so massiv body dysmorphia it's ridiculous

[the-smile-of-a-veil]

When your in a "victim complex" competition and your opponent is your 55 years old male coworker who is a family father of two: