The Blackheart’s Blog
Dear Readers,
Last but probably not least we have: Juliette Lancaster. She’s at the top of the class so if you haven’t heard of her then you’re probably flunking out. But who am I to judge?
She’s the most put together person on our guest list by far, giant nerd that she is, but is there more to her than books? Probably not, but let’s find out.
Q: Does Juliette even have a life outside of studying? Does she have any long term goals?
A: Unsurprisingly, no. It would be way more fun for her to have a secret bad side, but as far as we know she just studies. That’s it. She even skipped a grade like a good little stereotype. In terms of goals, that’s uncertain. She’ll probably end up valedictorian, but only time will tell if that will validate her self worth 🫶
Q: I’m continuing the daddy issues train...is Juliette on it?
A: Not sure if I’m being honest. Her parents are old money, and kind of blend in with every other standard one percenter family at this school. For having such an interesting last name, her origins sure are boring.
Q: What’s Juliette’s major?
A: Organic Alchemy, AKA poisons and herbs galore. Did you really think the genius of the academy would choose anything other than chemistry and science? Like I’ve said before, she’s nothing if not predictable.
Q: Please tell me I have a chance with Juliette 😩 Also, what’s her favorite drink?
A: You can try to talk to her if you want, but I wouldn’t recommend it. Last time I saw someone approach her she glared at them so hard they practically melted into the floor. As for drinks, you think she has time for standard bodily functions in that library?
That said, I have seen her take a smoke break from time to time 🚭
Q: You know we want the lowdown again. Zodiac, love language, deadly sin, yada yada...
A: Juliette is our only year of the rooster 🐔
She’s a Capricorn, which means in certain scenarios (cough cough the bedroom) her diligence might actually be welcome. If, of course, she weren’t so awful to be around in the first place.
Love Language: words of affirmation. Sin: Gluttony. This should tell you enough.
If you want to know more about this empty shell of a person, feel free to send a message my way. Otherwise, there’s not much else to say about her. It’s been a joy posting these last few weeks, but I’ll say bye for now.
Yours,
The Blackheart 🖤