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Jumbo Cactuar
Hisashi Momose/百瀬寿: Twitter / Instagram / pixiv
Source: Twitter
Jumbo Cactuar
Jason Kiantoro: BlueSky
Source: BlueSky
Have you done that fucking cactus yet
YOU MEAN THIS FINE FELLOW?!
People think that Jumbo Cactuar having 10,000 power on attack is insane or game breaking for MtG, but I just had a game of Arena where my opponent got a creature up to 1.4 billion +1/+1 counters.
And I beat it with a tiny deathtoucher, because they didn't give it trample before attacking.
And unfortunately for them, I was also playing a Vorinclex +1/+1 counter deck, and with all my counter ups and doublers, I got all of my creatures to at least 10,000 counters and attacked full force.
So, I don't think Jumbo Cactuar is as big a deal as some people are making it out to be.
Every Johnny is a Timmy who thinks themselves a Spike.
I decided to just attempt to defeat Ultimecia without unlocking all of our abilities in Ultimecia’s castle or getting all of the extra summons because I was feeling impatient... I honestly didn’t expect to succeed.
I remember like 12 years ago when I first played this, the final battle was really hard for me... Like frustratingly hard - trying twenty+ times and just barely winning when I finally got it... but we were all level 99 and I don’t think I fully understood the junction system (and I learned after leveling that high that the monsters level with you and that makes it harder... unlike every other final fantasy game in existence) but I also think my strategy might have just fucking sucked... because the final battles were really easy for me this time. Ridiculously easy. Like Ultimecia’s final form - I just cast triple and haste on everyone triple-cast Ultima, Meteor, or Flare, and triple cast cure or cura (one on each character) every time she did that attack that leaves everyone with 1 HP. I had no trouble at all... It was very robotic... I just did that over and over and no one got KO-ed even once...
My character levels are in the forties... And I did have some pretty good magic junctioned, but still... I figure if the bosses level with you, it would be easier to be level 40 than 99... but it wasn’t even almost hard... I don’t even have the good weapons...
I really do have to wonder if teenage-me was playing this game like a fucking frantic idiot... I feel like I might have been - like maybe my struggle with it stemmed from me attacking rapidly with no regard to defense or something... I cannot see how I had so much trouble with it back then when I didn’t even unlock limit breaks or item use this time and only had to try once...
Anyway... I’ve still got some trophies and extra summons I might work on if I feel like it... There’s a lot about this game I completely forgot. It’s been a pretty fun nostalgia trip. Back in high school Final Fantasy and Lord of the Rings was like all I cared about.
Jumbo Cactuar! The fanciest lad! 🌵