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drunk five hargreeves: do squids even exist in poland????

#the only context youre getting #is that five found out he is polish #(bc the pilot script seems to suggest that five might be the polish babey)#and his daughter is a squid.#do not ask #this thread is on crack #jump speaks #jump does roleplay #five hargreeves #number five #tua five #poor five had like 10 margaritas how is he still speaking smh

“ ...Did he even know what his hands felt like? Who was Number Five?” -Five Hargreeves, high on Ibuprofen, with one hell of a concussion

"I think Klaus will like it, for one. And probably Vanya too. She cried at a roomba commercial once." -Five Hargreeves, in a rp i have with a bro (no homo) <3

#yall get no context on this #i just want you to know vanya cries at roomba commercials LKSDJFSKL #shes sensitive okay #and 100% seems like someone who would treat a roomba like a pet #why is five talking about roombas? and klaus and vanya?#yall will never get to know <3 #tua five #five hargreeves #number five #tua klaus #klaus hargreeves #tua vanya #vanya hargreeves #incorrect umbrella acadamy #jump does roleplay #five was talking to diego btw #diego needs... convincing #no context

His eyes scanned the room, a brow raising in confusion at the milk cartons on the floor. Was there some kind of secret milk stash in this room? Who would hoard milk? Whatever. He was here for clothes. Clothes were in the closet. -Five Hargreeves, sick from too much ibuprofen, wondering why the hell milk is everywhere

“This coffee -to be honest, Five didn't even know if he could call it coffee- tasted abysmal. In fact, it was probably the worst coffee he had ever even tasted. And considering he'd spent 45 years of his life living off a diet of cockroaches and stale twinkies, that said a lot.” -Five Hargeeves, in a RP I belong to.

tfw you’re number five stuck in yet ANOTHER apocalypse and finally get to have the mental breakdown you deserve <3

#yes this is about my rp #1.4k words of five just going insane #it was fun #poor guy is #not having a good time LSDJFSDL #he even cried </3 #poor bb #but like the way i wrote 1.4k of a mental breakdown-#and its actually like #half decent??#bro i have power #if only i could use it #productively #instead of just in rp MSDKLFSJ #jump does roleplay #tua five #five hargreeves #number five #he's been through too many apocalypses man give him a fucking break LSDJFS

"In case you hadn't noticed, shit-heel, I'm wearing shorts." -five hargreeves, my latest rp thread <3

#yall get no context on that #jump does roleplay #i FINALLY got to write today #and dear god #even tho its been just over a week #im RUSTY #:(((#tua five #five hargreeves #number five #i missed this boi tho #hes so sassy #and just #mean #hes a meanie pants #he also got to sleep!#hoorah!

“So not only was he stuck with an idiot, he was also stuck with a kid.”- Five Hargreeves, in the private thread I have with my friend.

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