#jun moon

[swynlake-spill]

ALANA AND JAKE ARE ENGAGED OMG. (About time tbh) Do u think the wedding bells will ring for any of her little brunch posse? Do you think Isa is eager to get back to the altar??Are any of them even available?!? (Asking for a friend)

oh didnt u know?? much like periods, engagements are CONTAGIOUS! Unfortunately I don't think Isa will be the next one down the aisle though. My predictions are...

Holley and Flynn get engaged by the end of Christmas! They got together roughly around then, so why not seal it under the mistletoe?

As soon as Al ties the knot, we're gonna see Jun down on one knee...

Also, SPRING WEDDING FOR ALAKE!! I'm calling it now SAVE THE DATE.

[swynlake-spill]

okay but can we talk about how the Swyn royalty all were less than enthused winners? why let your name be in the ring if you're going to be so lame about it.

oh my god we CAN talk about this?? besides dolores madrigal. she had the CUTEST most adorable sweetest lil smile on when her name was called!!! jun ruined it!

next year we need like actual qualifications to be prom king/queen/ruler like sry about it tell me im a hater idc. you should have like 5000+ followers and like do community service or somethin. weed out these losers!!!

[swynlake-spill]

starting to think prom queen is cursed tbh...first marie's embarrassment, now dolores???

it is literally so misogynistic if this is true and only affecting the women as if the dudes care

...tho i will play devil's advocate and point out that perhaps Marie and Dolores should simply have Picked Better Dates

[swynlake-spill]

Starting to think the Drakken anon is someone he failed in science in secondary or spilled their coffee at Hatter's. Proposal he rejected or something

it IS giving personal vendetta

which tbh means vixey chakraborty is at the top of my list. maybe one of her friends too? jun moon, tiana truitt..............al mcwiggin??

now that would be juicy considering they are on the board together...

[swynlake-spill]

why is nobody talking about how jun moon has a girlfriend and the rest of us are SINGLE

this is such a good question A C T U A L L Y like more evidence that sometime during december the universe simply flipped itself on its head like

what is going ON

how did he do it.

why? ? ?

also good month for the madrigals like?? are we in for a three-way date? mirabel x penny, jun x lo, copper x isa? what would that dinner be like and can i plz be invited

[linoone]

[swynlake-spill]

Would you advise committing a crime to get Amy Gabble to notice me?

HMMMMMMMM...

sure! she seems to like the bad boys why not

just u know be sure to be sexy~ while committing said crime! i would also not recommend murder but perhaps a little scam or con might do? and you're going to want to scam or con someone who will make a big stink about it so you can actually get caught.

i suggest: jun, lou, annie. as a tattler starter pack.

have fun!

[swynlake-spill]

Herc and Vixey got me thinking-- maybe more of Swynlake's small business owners should date each other. Al and Peri? Elsa and Jun? Hatter and Scuttle? Give me the SBC drama👀

LOVE where your brain is at! I endorse all these couples though im still holding out for al and vixey, friends to lovers, like its RIGHT THERE

would also love to see peri/hatter for the sorcerer/fairy culture clash

oh no wait what about hatter and [name redacted] clash of COFFEE and TEA!

other amazing mash-ups:

snow and hades (yes i know he's married, belle can join!! they have a ghost thing ok its kinky!) Elsa/peri (let it SNOW) Tiana/elsa (the opposite: fire v ice) Perry/peri duh aw hell why not throw vixey/jun in there!