Dewey: so my mom tells me your a Sophomore in a public high school
Dewey: teach. Me. Everything.
Huey: So how was your time as a jounir woodchuck?
Dugan: Oh, I never did none of woodchuck stuff
Louie: wow that's an ugly car
Dugan: That's my van that I paid for with my own money that I earned with my two part time jobs
Louie: and what a lovely car it is you know I'm sure you could make a lot more working for-
Webby: Wow another Duck! HOWOLDAREYOU?ISITTRUEYOURDELLA'SGODSON? CANITOUCHYOURHAIR?
Dugan: 16 years of age. Yes Della is my god mother, and is the best god mom. And sure you can touch my hair.
May: Wow they really do exist
Dugan: who really does exist?
Dugan*sees June for the very first time*
Dugan holding onto June: I've only had June for a minute and if anything were ever to happen to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself afterwards