#june rants

[juneylikesboys]

btw ppl who are like "ew I don't like short guys" are the stupidest motherfuckers on earth jsyk. like just fucking braindead. missing out. "when he's a Ten but he's under 5'10" so an Eleven then? send him to me? you bitch?

[ethan-morgan]

i was unable to finish rory week bc ive been so busy i am so sorry... if it makes anyone feel better i was going to atempt to make an edit to comin in hot by hollywood undead 💔

[metalbenders-and-telepaths]

Currently planning a magic au jacemond fic. It's going to be so so so self-indulgent. So basically there will be no dragons, and Targaryens are born with fire magic instead. Jace is born as "Jacaerys Strong" (as in Harwin's legitimate heir, and Rhaenyra's secret child) and will be employed as Aemond's manservant. OH THE DRAMA. THE SECRETS. THE TENSION.

Also I plan to write a bunch of father-son / mentor-mentee moments between Harwin and Jace as well as Daemon and Jace. ALSO some background Rhaenyra/Alicent moments as well because I can.

Sorry just really needed to scream about my hyperfixations.

[goldengoddess]

my flirting game is so weak lord help me

[junejunnie]

yo like i was gonna be fine w how my 18th is going and i was chill as hell but my sister just keeps finding faults and sighing at everything like BRO its not ur bday do u wanna just not go?????

[kierancfthehunt]

This is gonna sound so stupid but I was really looking forward to TLH in 2018, and though OBVIOUSLY I'm thrilled to have QoAaD a year sooner I'm just so upset over having to wait TWO YEARS for TLH aaaah.

[juneylikesboys]

"yeah he's really cute but... he's too short 😬"

yeah and his lips are too kissable and his eyes are too deep and beautiful and soulful. his face is too handsome WHAT ARE YOU SAYING WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS SEND HIM TO MEEEE! TO ME!!!!

[juneylikesboys]

I WANR A BOYFRIEDN OR NONBINARY PARTNER I AM TAKING FLOOPUS HOSTAGE UNTIL THIS IS AMENDED!!!!

THIS IS FLOOPUS!

LOVE ME!