Ruby, to Heathcliff: You have invented a new kind of stupid.
A damage you can never undo kind of stupid.
An open-all-the-cages-in-the-zoo kind of stupid.
Clearly, you didn’t think this through kind of stupid.

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Ruby, to Heathcliff: You have invented a new kind of stupid.
A damage you can never undo kind of stupid.
An open-all-the-cages-in-the-zoo kind of stupid.
Clearly, you didn’t think this through kind of stupid.
Ruby for Transformation Tuesday!
Hey, Heathcliff. What are your happiest and saddest memories?
Anonymous person: you do know that I’m an amnesiac, right?
I’ll try my best to answer it anyways.
My happiest memory (from what I can remember, anyways) was joining the NERDS team. In first grade, Ruby came up to me during lunch. My hair was still dripping from the swirlie that Brett had given me right before lunch, and I was wondering why on earth she’d want to talk to me when she probably would get toilet water on her clothes if she came too close to me. Well, she told me to come with her and told the lunch monitor that she could feel an allergic reaction coming and I had to take her to the nurse. The lunch monitor was kind of preoccupied trying to get some kid to take the carrot out of his nose so she just let us go. I followed her into a locker and she explained about the NERDS program and took me to the Playground, where I got my upgrades. And from then on, we were kinda-friends. That was a lot of fun.
I don’t know if I have a particular saddest memory. I think one sad thing that keeps happening is not being allowed to go on missions with the rest of the team. Having lost my memory is sad, too, but I’m not sure if losing my memory counts as a sad memory because I just remember waking up and not understanding what people were talking about a lot of the time.
POKEMON AU
WHAT DO Y'ALL THINK OF A POKEMON AU?
srsly submit like headcanons for what pokemon (types) each NERD would have because HELLO POKEMON???
Rare Ship: (Jackson x Julio) questions: 1. who likes to cuddle the other? 2. who likes to surprise the other with something affectionate? what would It be? 3. who likes to prank the other? 4. who's most ticklish? 5. who Is more protective of the other? 6. who acts more sillier?
oH MY GOSH WHO CAME UPW ITH THIS SHIP IM GOING TO CRy
1. oKAY FINE FLINCH LIKES TO CUDDLE JACKSON (I want you to know that I am internally crying at this question)
2. GOODNESS I DONT KNOW PROBABLY NEITHER THEY’RE BOTH KINDA CLUELESS HEAVEN KNOWS HOW THEY GOT TOGETHER IN THE FIRST PLACE maybe Matilda reminds Flinch “hey it’s yours and Jackson’s anniversary gET HIM SOMETHING YOU DOOFUS” and then she buys him flowers to give to Jackson and Flinch probably loses them. Or maybe the Hyena would do the same thing to Jackson and force him to take Flinch to a movie. I can’t believe I just answered that question semi-seriously.
3. please don’t tell me I’m supposed to be taking this seriously because the very idea of Jackson and Flinch dating is making me laugh and cry at the same time fuuuudkdfkdgk. I feel like they’re both pranksters honestly. Jackson will put laxatives in Flinch’s candy (okay that’s really gross but admit it it’s really Jackson too) and Flinch probably gunks up Jackson’s braces with candy when Jackson’s sleeping because that kid will sleep through kingdom come probably.
4. JACKSON IS PROBABLY REALLY TICKLISH AND HE DOESN’T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW IT BUT FLINCH FINDS OUT AND TELLS THE WHOLE WORLD BASICALLY
5. They’re both too clueless to be that protective of each other probably. Maybe equally protective? I’m sorry I’m really bad at this.
6. hAVE YOU SEEN THE TWO OF THEM IN CANON THEY ARE BOTH SILLY AS FUDGEBALLS I think Jackson, though. Flinch at least can turn down (hA) when he has his belt thingie to relax him.
know any fanfic titles for the Jackcliff shipping?
Nope, nobody’s written any so far.
(I’m laughing really hard at this question though because it reminded me of this guy who said he was going to write Jackcliff smut because why not. He never did though.)
from a scale 1 to 100 would you have an urge to slap Jackson across the face when he says something stupid?
Jackson says a lot of foolish stuff, but I he’s still been really nice to me after I lost my memory. He’s a friend now. I wouldn’t want to hurt him or any of the NERDS any more than I already have.