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SILENCE! JANE SEYMOUR'S ON HER DEATHBED!!!

#junequotes #havent used that in a while LOL i just rediscovered it this morning

oh anyways shoutout to that one guy who saved me from being stuck inside a bunch of trees that one time. came over and chopped all the trees down suzie sheep style, no questions asked. truly not all heroes wear capes; some wield axes and have an unhealthy disregard for forestry

#junequotes #this is about a roblox game but it's funnier not specifying that in the main post

ah yes, the four major continents of the world. africa, asia, europe, and pennsylvania.

#junequotes #but not really cause this was my sister who said this #she was naming continents cause we're making up scary stories and her main character #(his name is john the poop. he is a blob of poop. and also a mass murderer)#and she was naming continents that he killed everyone in??#and she went “he killed everyone in africa. he killed everyone in asia. he killed everyone in uh europe. he killed everyone in pennsylvania #what makes it funnier is we live like a few hours from pennsylvania if even #but yeah. africa asia europe and pennsylvania. my favourite continents of the world<3

kinda starting to regret locking myself in the dark scary dungeon but fuck it we ball

#junequotes #only reason i regret it is because i've realised this is actually not the dark scary dungeon #it is a very small cavern that holds no secrets whatsoever.#unless i'm blind. which i am #this is about a roblox game btw i am not in the dark scary dungeon for realsies!!#...i think...

*eating a broccoli* ow thats hot. idk why i bit that when it's visibly steaming lol. i'm gonna take another bite though *chomp* OW THAT WAS WORSE

#my tongue:(#junequotes

yeah uh sorry for eating your horse but you did kill my wife so it's really only fair

#junequotes #i miss my wife tails. i miss hrr a lot. *eats your horse*

sorry guys i have to go my colonizer ancestry is kicking in *walks away to plant a flag in a square of grass*

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*pulling out of a walmart parking lot* alright 👏 time for the exorcism!! let's get the hell out of here

#junequotes #except this time by my dad!! if it wasnt obvious

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