A broke college student, through and through, for the most part. Passed grants and the occasional pay rise, he had nothing to his name and even less to show for it. Perhaps why he was shopping for cucumbers and lubricant; a strange combination, but he had his reasons. The male turned to look around, chocolate gaze seeking an opinion, before another popped out and he pounced at the opportunity. “I’m going to steal you for just a moment, is that cool? Too late,” Lukas spoke in a near rush, suddenly holding up two cucumbers. One longer though thinner, the other shorter though girthier. “Which one should I shove up my ass? I don’t wanna waste my money and buy both, but this is an important decision.”














