twunk
pairing: junhao genre: crack, camboys!au a/n: for @opossuum who wanted minghao in all his twunky glory. the scenario is completely based off this video btw! and i’m sorry gjkdjkk words: 375 summary: minghao is a twunk, junhui. get it right.
"ーthat's because I'm worried about all the other lives on this planet. It's called social responsibility!"
Junhui laughs, cutting off whatever else Minghao was about to say. "You killed my cactus, which is practically indestructible."
Minghao throws his arms out in frustration, still having no idea why Junhui is so hung up on his damn plant dying. "Just give me the damn account! Alright?"
The elder leans away, peering at Minghao with a shrewd look on his face before speaking again. "Everyone follows the account for me anyway, Minghao. I'm the pretty one."
Minghao fumes under the elder's gaze, wanting to interrupt but Junhui is already talking again, his tone more mocking than before.
"You're just the concept and face-tune guy."
"Oh! How dare you?" Minghao draws out the words, anger boiling in his veins.
"Do you actually think that there's a single person on this planet that doesn't know that you photoshop your dick to make it look bigger?" Junhui asks, his brow raised in question.
"Our dicks! Alright," Minghao explodes, stepping closer to the elder as he motions between their crotches. "I photoshop our dicks and I did it for us!"
"Mm," Junhui hums disapprovingly, shaking his head.
Minghao has had enough of the elder's attitude. He steps forward and scowls. "You wanna get deep? Huh? You wanna play dirty?"
"Alright," Minghao lets out, his face now inches away from Junhui's, the space between them somehow having diminished while Minghao spoke. "You're. Not. Masculine."
Junhui gasps dramatically, pulling away from Minghao as he throws his hands up, clearly offended. He turns his back on Minghao but before the younger can say more, he's turning back again, pushing his face into Minghao's and yelling, his voice shrill.
"You overrated, little twink!"
Minghao steps to the side, just as offended as he puts space between them. "Hey! I am a twunk, alright! That is a combination of twink and hunk."
But Junhui is already pulling away again, shaking his head once more as he struggles for words. Minghao glares at his back, still yelling about how much of a hot twunk he is.
Junhui cracks first, his giggles loud and bright and Minghao immediately deflates, joining in on the laughter.
God, they are absolutely ridiculous.