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Juniper: For some reason, when I watch Vines, I laugh really intensely and cry.

Sepia: Do you want to talk about that?

Juniper: No, it’s okay, I already tweeted about it

Cedar: On a scale from 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?

Juniper, staring into space with glazed over eyes: Pi

Juniper: Low scale but never ending

Cedar:

Urchin: Juniper do we need to have a talk

Urchin: Are you ok?

Juniper: I’m fine

Urchin: What does ‘fine’ mean

Juniper: It means I’m perfectly content but also wouldn’t mind if the sun exploded right now and kill us all

Juniper: What's the signal when something goes wrong?

Urchin: We yell ‘oh shit’

Juniper: That’ll work

Urchin: I’m done being careful

Juniper: You've been careful up to this point?

Juniper: It's weird how British people say "lift" instead of "elevator" and how my dad says "you're a disappointment" instead of "I love you."

Juniper: You know, when I was little I used to pretend you weren't my real father.

Husk: me too

Brother Juniper of the Journeyings

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