Hope, looking at map: It really is a featureless, barren wasteland out there, isn’t it?
Needle: Other side Hope

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@mistmantlenonsense
Hope, looking at map: It really is a featureless, barren wasteland out there, isn’t it?
Needle: Other side Hope
Oakleaf: why is there a napkin on the glass door?
Catkin: Almondflower keeps walking into it so I thought this would help
Almondflower: oh cool! a floating napk- *walks into the glass door*
Sepia: Alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen"
Scatter: Ladies, gentlemen, and others
Needle: Beloved friends and tolerated acquaintances
Tipp: Allies, enemies, and those I'm still deciding about
Todd: Fellow scoundrels
Hope: Ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellaneous
Urchin: Entities of interest
Fingal: A warm welcome to everyone who managed to sneak past the guards
Sepia: Why did I even ask
Needle: so did everyone learn their lesson?
Hope: no
Urchin: I did not
Fingal: I may have actually forgotten one
Scatter: also no
Corr: oh good, neither did I
Needle: *exhausted sigh*
Urchin: True or false: on a scale of one to ten, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?
Fingal: 42.
Hope: I’m gonna go with, yes?
Urchin: Actually, its true!
Needle: what the fuck.
Crackle: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Urchin: 'Prettiest Smile'
Sepia: 'Nicest Personality'
Fingal: ‘Most likely to start a bar fight'
Needle: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Padra: Where's Swanfeather?
Arran: Fingal is teaching her to drive.
Padra: Fingal. Fingal. Is teaching Swanfeather. To drive.
Arran:
Arran: Oh no.
[Meanwhile]
Fingal: So there's two pedals. Sometimes there's three, but you can ignore the left ones.
Swanfeather: 'Kay
Fingal: The lines on the road are more suggestions than anything, same with the speed limit.
Swanfeather: Sweet.
Fingal: This switch is for the blinkers. hasn't worked in two years. Ready?
Swanfeather: Fuck yeah!
Fingal: GO GO GO
Swanfeather, flooring it: *pterodactyl screeching*
Crispin: WHY IS THE CASTLE ON FIRE?!
Catkin: A dragon sneezed
Swanfeather: I tried to light a candle with a flame thrower
Tipp and Todd: We tried to juggle torches
Crispin: Whittle, tell me what really happened
Whittle: Uhh
*flashes back to Catkin, Swanfeather, Tipp, and Todd arguing over if lightning a fire extinguisher on fire is possible *
Whittle: I don’t remember
Juniper: In the name of the father, the son, and Holy Ghost—
Urchin: Head, shoulders, knees, and toes—
Hope: Turn up your nose and stoke that pose—
Fingal: HEEEEEYYY MACARENA!
Juniper:
Juniper: What the fuck?
Crackle: we left Catkin and Swanfeather alone for 2 hours and they dumped three pounds of sugar into the dryer trying to make cotton candy
Fingal: did it work?
Swanfeather: who the fuck added me to the groupchat?
Tide: language!
Catkin: yeah Swan, watch your fucking language
Tipp: OKAY WHO TAUGHT SWANFEATHER THE FUCK WORD?
Todd: "the fuck word'
Whittle: are you stupid? you guys use the f word all the time
Swanfeather: oh my gosh he censored it
Tipp: say fuck, Whittle
Todd: do it Whittle, say fuck
Todd: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.
Tipp: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.
Catkin: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?
Todd: Ominous positivity.
Almondflower: Can we leave a nightlight on?
Catkin: What, why?
Oakleaf: She thinks it will keep monsters away.
Catkin: You fool. Leaving a light on gives the monsters a beacon that leads them straight to you.
Swanfeather: That's okay, they'll eat Tide first.
Tide: ಠ_ಠ
Urchin: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel
Hope: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel
Needle: A realist sees a freight train
Crackle: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks
Sepia: Let’s try it again! Mary had a little lamb—
Almondflower: It’s heart was black as coal
Catkin: It crept into her room one night
Swanfeather: And ate her fucking soul
Needle: Hey Urchin, what are you doing?
Urchin: Eating a family sized bag of chips
Needle: That little bag is definitely not family sized
Urchin: Every bag of chips is family sized when you’re an orphan
*at the beach*
Scatter: So we just like, lie here?
Fingal: Absolutely. Letting your cares melt away. Did you do something like this to relax on Whitewings
Scatter: Uh, no, we hit things