Just A Bunch Of Mistmantle Nonsense

This is a side blog. I made so I can post some mistmantle stuff since there isn’t enough

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Hope, looking at map: It really is a featureless, barren wasteland out there, isn’t it?

Needle: Other side Hope

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Oakleaf: why is there a napkin on the glass door?

Catkin: Almondflower keeps walking into it so I thought this would help

Almondflower: oh cool! a floating napk- *walks into the glass door*

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Sepia: Alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen"

Scatter: Ladies, gentlemen, and others

Needle: Beloved friends and tolerated acquaintances

Tipp: Allies, enemies, and those I'm still deciding about

Todd: Fellow scoundrels

Hope: Ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellaneous

Urchin: Entities of interest

Fingal: A warm welcome to everyone who managed to sneak past the guards

Sepia: Why did I even ask

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Needle: so did everyone learn their lesson?

Hope: no

Urchin: I did not

Fingal: I may have actually forgotten one

Scatter: also no

Corr: oh good, neither did I

Needle: *exhausted sigh*

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Urchin: True or false: on a scale of one to ten, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Fingal: 42.

Hope: I’m gonna go with, yes?

Urchin: Actually, its true!

Needle: what the fuck.

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Crackle: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Urchin: 'Prettiest Smile'

Sepia: 'Nicest Personality'

Fingal: ‘Most likely to start a bar fight'

Needle: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Padra: Where's Swanfeather?

Arran: Fingal is teaching her to drive.

Padra: Fingal. Fingal. Is teaching Swanfeather. To drive.

Arran:

Arran: Oh no.

[Meanwhile]

Fingal: So there's two pedals. Sometimes there's three, but you can ignore the left ones.

Swanfeather: 'Kay

Fingal: The lines on the road are more suggestions than anything, same with the speed limit.

Swanfeather: Sweet.

Fingal: This switch is for the blinkers. hasn't worked in two years. Ready?

Swanfeather: Fuck yeah!

Fingal: GO GO GO

Swanfeather, flooring it: *pterodactyl screeching*

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Crispin: WHY IS THE CASTLE ON FIRE?!

Catkin: A dragon sneezed

Swanfeather: I tried to light a candle with a flame thrower

Tipp and Todd: We tried to juggle torches

Crispin: Whittle, tell me what really happened

Whittle: Uhh

*flashes back to Catkin, Swanfeather, Tipp, and Todd arguing over if lightning a fire extinguisher on fire is possible *

Whittle: I don’t remember

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Juniper: In the name of the father, the son, and Holy Ghost—

Urchin: Head, shoulders, knees, and toes—

Hope: Turn up your nose and stoke that pose—

Fingal: HEEEEEYYY MACARENA!

Juniper:

Juniper: What the fuck?

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Crackle: we left Catkin and Swanfeather alone for 2 hours and they dumped three pounds of sugar into the dryer trying to make cotton candy

Fingal: did it work?

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Swanfeather: who the fuck added me to the groupchat?

Tide: language!

Catkin: yeah Swan, watch your fucking language

Tipp: OKAY WHO TAUGHT SWANFEATHER THE FUCK WORD?

Todd: "the fuck word'

Whittle: are you stupid? you guys use the f word all the time

Swanfeather: oh my gosh he censored it

Tipp: say fuck, Whittle

Todd: do it Whittle, say fuck

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Todd: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.

Tipp: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.

Catkin: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?

Todd: Ominous positivity.

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Almondflower: Can we leave a nightlight on?

Catkin: What, why?

Oakleaf: She thinks it will keep monsters away.

Catkin: You fool. Leaving a light on gives the monsters a beacon that leads them straight to you.

Swanfeather: That's okay, they'll eat Tide first.

Tide: ಠ_ಠ

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Urchin: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel

Hope: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel

Needle: A realist sees a freight train

Crackle: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks

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Sepia: Let’s try it again! Mary had a little lamb—

Almondflower: It’s heart was black as coal

Catkin: It crept into her room one night

Swanfeather: And ate her fucking soul

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Needle: Hey Urchin, what are you doing?

Urchin: Eating a family sized bag of chips

Needle: That little bag is definitely not family sized

Urchin: Every bag of chips is family sized when you’re an orphan

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*at the beach*

Scatter: So we just like, lie here?

Fingal: Absolutely. Letting your cares melt away. Did you do something like this to relax on Whitewings

Scatter: Uh, no, we hit things