@juniperarts @fioresacros @diizaren
the dabihawks lovechild au gives me vine vibes so
satori: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
hato: why do you have my phone?
satori: FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!
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satori: riku! Is that a weed?
riku: no this is a crayon-
satori: I'm calling the police!
satori: *dials 911 on a microwave*
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hato: dad look it's the good kush
dabi: this is the dollar store how good can it be
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hato: my brother riku pushed me so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put him down
hato: the benefits of killing him would be I get pushed way less
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satori: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag
hawks: you SPILLED-WHAHAUGHWHAHA- LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG










