new deekay hand pics make him look like ur coworker the hot tenured professor that everyone admires for his knowledge and how he became such an established teacher at such a young age (and also how sexy he is with the scarf he wears every day to match the color of his coat) and everyone in the department has a crush on him including you, but he secretly has a crush on you back. he starts leaving flowers in your office once a week and you're not supposed to know they're from him but you accidentally saw him doing it once but you still pretend that you don't know who they're from because he's shy. he always stares at you during the faculty meetings and he saves a cup of coffee and a donut for you because you always get there just a little too late and the meeting snacks are always gone so he started saving them for you. eventually he builds up the courage to ask you to sit next to him at the meeting ("because your notes look so much nicer than mine," he giggles, though it's a complete and total lie because he's so damn smart he doesn't even need to take notes). and one evening after the meeting when he's walking you to your car you finally build up the courage to confront him about the flowers and you both admit you're kind of a little bit madly in love with each other and end up fucking in the backseat of his car before you decide to go back into your office together so there's more room for him to eat you out like he's been dreaming of since last fall semester
U really want axes thrown at u babe? Is this retaliation for him not coming home yet?
