#junosbruno

[blackmesasmuppetshow]

What kind of funny little show???

[goatvrai]

Heyo funky yellow dude, got a name?

Yeah, what’s your name?

Oh! I’m- I’m Tommy! Tommy Coolatta!

How did you- uhm- find me anyway?

Eh, just by chance.

[blackmesasmuppetshow]

Umm... We start once everyone’s suited u-

Wait...

KHDNMDLKJOAGUFKS,GLBOSKJ,MGD.LIPJDOHGLJAM,LKM,NM

[goatvrai]

Heya Darnold! How ya doin?

Hey, uh, chat wants to know if-

Oh, no, I can hear them.

I’m doing alright! Thank you for asking!

Really???

[goatvrai]

Ayo Benny, ya got anyone else here on your swag farm besides you and your goats?

other than the occasional player, i got nobody. used to have Him around but... not all good things last, lmao. g stops by sometimes but other than that it is simply me. used to have this one guy come around allll the time, but he doesn’t anymore. 

it’s kinda sad, y’know? to live here all alone in this universe. dunno why they didn’t make any other npcs for me to live with.

[goatvrai]

Scale of 1/10 how unepic is Gordon being right now

6/10. still not epic enough to get his mf mouth back

[goatvrai]

So you’re just gonna hang out in the barn while cringe ass nae nae Gordon is muted like my TV when it starts to play the Hank of the Hill (I dunno I never watched it) theme song at exactly 9pm on Cartoon Network?

precisely

unless gordon acts up again.