neon funny goat world: hlvrai edition

pov we are goats and we are eating grass

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WELCOME TO GOATVR(AI).

> This blog is owned by @0di0us (Odious, they/he/xe/vhs), co-owned by @c0rpsm4n​ (Jay, he/they/it), and modded by @cosmicsodacan-art (Cosmic, she/they).

> It IS based off SCP-5045 (GOATVR), but there is literally no set plot. 

> Most (if not all) story will be driven by user interaction through asks.

> Please do NOT send NSFW asks under any circumstances. 

> There will be bright colors and some disturbing imagery, please be warned.

This is the MASTERPOST for all references. Each character will be revealed once you meet them. Thank you for reading through all this and checking it out. 

> CHARACTER LINEUP

Gordon Freeman, ???, Bubby, Coomer, Guardian

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fancamvrai!

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Hi! I really like the story of this blog, is it still active? (Sorry if that came off as rude)

it is NOT because we both got so stressed </3 maybe itll return one day as something more idk i have no clue mod odious says they kinda wanna do a whole overhaul on it so maybe idk. we arent big fans of the storyline tbh

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why are you finding us again

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there's a price for every door, my dear pandora~

Huh...?

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Heyo funky yellow dude, got a name?

Yeah, what’s your name?

Oh! I’m- I’m Tommy! Tommy Coolatta!

How did you- uhm- find me anyway?

Eh, just by chance.

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just found out that mod jay made the ask thigns homestcuk. im devastated. crying deleting the blof rn /j

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I DID FUCKING NOT.

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just found out that mod jay made the ask thigns homestcuk. im devastated. crying deleting the blof rn /j

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oh damn found a guy

Are you real?

I, uhm... I think so...?

I can- uhm- f-feel things, so...

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FUNNY YELLOW GUY GO

🥺

👉👈

?????????????????

Hello...?

O-Oh!

[The person stands, staying wedged into the corner.]

Oh, hello! I, uhm... didn’t expect you to- to actually... come in...

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This... seems like an okay place to be. I don’t see anything wrong with it.

I do. 

[Bubby gestured to... something in the corner?]

Like, for instance, who the hell is that?

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Tower!! Tower seems neat. Might wanna go there st some point

Where would we even-

Oh shit! The silo! 

What are you waiting for? Hurry up!

[They are running towards The Silo. Oh boy.]

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No going out of bounds~

There are fucking BOUNDS? NOBODY TOLD ME THERE WERE BOUNDS????

Gordon, we need to get out of the open.

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I’m sure we can figure out something, regardless of whether or not Bubby wants to be bait.

Maybe if we keep walking we’ll see something? I mean, we’re bound to come into contact with-

[There’s a clicking noise, and the world around them suddenly glitches out.]

[The farm sits in the distance. They’re back.]

...No fucking way.

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GOAT DAY IS TODAY. GET READY FOLKS

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