Planetary/Luminary returns are not it for me!!
As an 8H stellium most of my returns are in the 8H and they don’t live up to the hype!! For years I’ve been like omg my lunar return 🥰!! Cue the incoming family drama or random repressed memory! Maybe I’ll do self care after but it’s for survival and not just because I wanted to! Solar return? Drama and disappointment!! Venus return? Family drama, exes coming back, light gone from my eyes in selfies!! Cute outfits tho I guess lol
When it was oppositions with things in Aries? I was thriving lol I haven’t paid attention to Aries moon so idk but beginning of Aries season?? So good! Last yr I toured an apt and applied (got approved and moved!), yr before had some really good and beautiful food at this restaurant celebrating a friend, yr before I was getting praised at work, yr before someone took such a great picture of me randomly it was my profile pic on everything lmao see blue sweater below meanwhile during the conjunction i asked someone to take my picture and this is the best one out of the set and they told me i needed to lose weight while taking it 😀😀😀
Venus oppositions have also given me my best selfies, I was meeting people, eating beautiful food, having fun, relaxing outdoors unbothered! Even Venus squares were good 😭😭 I was going on solo dates to do new activities, still eating good food lmao (I love food so that’s half my camera roll) I was attending celebrations for family and friends! Then the conjunction comes around and it’s like 😬 just gotta stay tf away from people and keep my mouth shut lol
Mars returns in 9H is just me learning random shit and doing work trainings 😭 boringgggg but the oppositions??? Job interviews! Planning trips! Talks about promotions! Making shit shake lol the squares revolve around organizing my home, manifesting and reflecting on life, and family members moving which was beneficial for me for the most part! I have not been dating at all the last 5yrs but the last relationship started during a mars square in July 2019 lol ended during my VENUS RETURN in Nov 2020 and then during a Jupiter trine in 2023 I found out he had a kid and based on the age he got the girl pregnant a month and a half after we broke up 😂
Jupiter conjunction 10H I only have one recent one that I actually remember and it was so lack luster 💀 finals season in law school (which I ended up getting my first and only D in my entire life) and a weird ass conversation with my aunt telling me that the only way for me to help my mother’s guilt would be to have a baby so she can get a redo 💀💀 get the fuuuuuccckkkk out of here! 😂😂 but the opposition?? Also only had one and I started writing fiction and sharing it, hit a weightloss goal, got new clothes that were so cute after not getting any for a while! So much better honestly! The squares were eh it was just disappointment with things getting cancelled like a summer program I wanted to go to, work study in college that I had to quit bc I didn’t meet the requirements anymore, and applying to a job I didn’t get lol
All that to say….get those returns away from me!! I have a day chart so I honestly expected more from Jupiter and less from Mars but mars is out here getting shit done! Ik Saturn is a hardass and oppositions are supposed to be too lol but maybe all my Saturn oppositions aren’t gonna be that bad! 😇















