" Robin ! I'd like to have a little chat. " oh gods u better buckle up boy
“O-Oh, you would? Um, certainly Sumia, please have a seat.”
Upon his desk lay a torn piece of parchment, upon which a hastily scribbled message could be found:
Last Will and Testament of Robin [What even is his surname?]
KNOW ALL PERSONS BY THESE PRESENTS:That, I, Robin of the Holy Kingdom of Ylisse, being of sound and disposing mindand memory, and not acting under duress please, menace help, fraud or the undue influenceof any person whomsoever me!!!, do make, publish and declare this my Last Will andTestament.
I hereby declare that my family consists of: My future wife CynthiaMy daughter MorganAny unnamed/unborn children that I don’t fucking know about
I hereby direct and order that all just debts for which theproper claims are filed against my estate, and the expenses of my murder investigation last illnessand funeral, be paid by my executor as soon after my murder death ispracticable, provided, however, that this direction shall not authorize anycreditors to require payment of any debt or obligation prior to its normalmaturity in due course.
I direct that all estate expenses, inheritance, and othertaxes and interests or penalties thereon imposed by reason of my murder untimelydemise death, whether or not attributable to property passing under this Willand whether or not the same would otherwise be payable by my estate or by arecipient of any such property, to be paid and discharged by my personalrepresentative out of the residue of my estate with no right of reimbursementfor the Recipients named in the residuary clause of the Will.
Article IV.I give, devise and bequeath unto:
Her choice of my Personal Effects
My Personal collection of texts on Tactics and Magic
All land and rents associated with XXXXX
All lands and rents associated with XXXXX, XXXXX, XXXXXX, and XXXXXX.
Everythingelse not listed above.
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