#jus crowing things

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You know you're a Russell Crowe fan when...

Someone seeing a pic of Cort: Hey that’s this guy from your western, right?   Me: Which western? I mean yeah, he is. But there are two westerns with Russell Crowe… that I know at least Friend: The one from your lock screen  Me, switching on phone so they see the Ben Wade pic: Ah no. No, it’s not the same character….  Me: I mean I have this Headcanon they are but no. Officially, they’re totally different. I mean from different movies. Because obviously they ARE alike. Very much. Hence the Headcanon. 

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You know you’re a Russell Crowe Fan when...

Or when you not just consider each movie a fandom but his whole “movie career” a single universe you named Jus’ Crowing.

Which I find to be a REAL good name because of the double meaning in crowing. I mean I AM exulting about it and being totally loud and it’s his name. It fits…

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You know you're a Russell Crowe fan when:

Me, 1.5 years ago, listing the cast of Les Misérables: It’s a splendid cast. We’ve got Hugh Jackman, Anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried. And Helena Bonham Carter plus Eddie Redmayne from the Harry Potter universe. Oh, and there’s Russell Crowe; he’s the guy from Gladiator

Me, listing the les Mis cast now: THERE'S RUSSELL CROWE!! And a lot of other great actors.

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You know you're a Russell Crowe fan when:

*Friend walking in as I'm watching Master and Commander*: Ah look, they gave him [Russell Crowe] a blond wig haha.

Me: Nah. That's his real hair, obviously...

Friend: How can you be so sure?

Me: Trust me, I know. I know that hairline, that curliness, that hair-texture. It's his real hair.

Friend: ...

Me: Or it's the best fucking hairdresser and wigmaker ever.

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You know you're a Russell Crowe fan when:

Watching 'the Nice Guys' in native language (not English): *Jackson Healy chuckles*

Me: Lol, they didn't even make a synchro for the chuckle and just took the original.

Dad: Are you really sure about that?

Me, misusing a John Biebe quote: I saw him in different movies. Several times. Sweetheart, know his sounds. That chucke is his real one.

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You know you’re a Russell Crowe Fan when...

Little Spoilers for Thor: Love and Thunder and Les Misérables

You’re watching Thor: Love and Thunder in the cinema and everyone laughs when Zeus gets killed and you just simply gasp in shock. Then as he falls you quietly sing the last two lines from “Javert’s suicide”

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You know you’re a Russell Crowe Fan when...

you know there aren’t even “fandoms” for his movies but you still create so much content as if there was.

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You know you’re a Russell Crowe Fan when...

Me: *walks around with my green lumberjacket and grey shirt in 27°C/80°F*

Mom: Oh God, aren’t you hot in that?

Me: Not really. Besides that’s my John Biebe feel good cosplay, so I shall NOT take it off.